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  1. Enrique99

    Enrique99 Porn Star

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    I never did this before but I will go ahead and do it . It looks very interesting and unique thing to do
    Has anyone ever done a snake massage before ?
    Would you do this ? 3658392902538.jpg
     
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  2. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    No fucking way, I would have heart failure
     
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  3. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    My snake likes a good massage.......
     
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      Lol
       
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  4. Hush

    Hush Happy Hhedonist

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    Though not having a fear of snakes, my snake days are long over thankfully. What I can highly recommend though is a Newfoundland Joint Cracking. When I visit my friend Shiela and have a nap or stay the night, each time I'm woken up by Thor and Loki, her two big Newfoundlands. Typically Thor will lay down on me till I stretch my hands high above my head and then he will literally pressing my hands down with his front paws and will lay completely on top of me squashing me from my fingers to my toes, cracking my hands and knees.

    Then Loki attacks and they begin wrestling on me rolling from the top of my head to my feet and back, flopping down on me and so on, and every joint of mine gets tested (just stretched perfectly, not too much or too little), my bones get flexed a bit which feels great and my neck to my hips get cracked. They'll do that for a good half hour waking me up, then typically flop down over me and fall back asleep for another 15-minutes.

    Better than any massage, those huge fluffy smush monsters got skills! ;)

    Hush....an alias
     
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      Um, I'm not a huge fluffy smush monster, but I am rather furry, and would be glad to pin you down and roll all over you...:rolleyes:
       
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  5. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    The image of snakes slithering around your head is turning my cock to stone....:eek:
     
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      Yeah... No thanks, I've been chucked into snake pits a couple times and once I realized if I just stayed still they'd not bite me, the scrapes, stink and subsequent infections made it not a lot of fun. Rub a hundred-cocks over me and call them spitting cobras and then we can all have a good time... and I get the gorgon reference ;)

      Hush....an alias
       
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      I was thinking more of a Medusa effect on anyone seeing you like that...... but I get it. It doesn't sound sexy to me either.
       
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      I missed it... gorgon sisters. right.
       
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      [​IMG]

      Hush....an alias
       
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  6. wantsomefun

    wantsomefun Storyteller and Lover In XNXX Heaven

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  7. osakisbl

    osakisbl old codger

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    Having handled many snakes of many sizes, those shown in the photo would have no effect other than psychological. They are simply not large enough.
     
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  8. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    Now THAT would be a pic...a coupla 12-15 footers slithering around over someone...
     
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  9. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    Whatever happened to a nice massage with oil?

    Snakes can spread e. coli and other nasty things because many species will squirt a mix of feces, urine, and anal gland secretions to scare away predators. It smells horrible.

    Snakes are cool but I'll admire them from behind the glass, thanks.
     
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  10. naughtyguy4u

    naughtyguy4u Traveling Vaginal Dilator Therapist

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    This occurred a couple of months ago in west Texas. What a nightmare!!
    Rattler! :sperm:

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  11. Hush

    Hush Happy Hhedonist

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    No kidding! Can you imagine how crippling it would be to my self-esteem to now be tossed into that same snake-pit and have those hundred or so huge snakes cowering and trembling in the corner as they frantically try and get out? Life just ain't fair I tell yah! :meh:

    Hush....an alias
     
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    1. freethinker
      I have heard that is the effect you have on most males of the human persuasion.

      I don't believe it myself.

      I ain't askeert. *Gulp*
       
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  12. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    Now what about those fish that nibble on the calluses on your feet? I've always wanted to try that. I wonder how it would be for my icthyosis.
     
    1. Rixer
      I think they would be great for itchy toes's.;)
       
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      Garra Rufa Fish nibble away at the dead skin anywhere they find it on you. The foot nibbling version simply the more socially palatable version.

      Hush....an alias
       
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  13. angelforyou

    angelforyou Your little bit of heaven From Paradise Banned!

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    OMG nooooooo
     
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  14. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    I'd rather have an internal one-eyed snake imassage...
     
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      I have a spitting cobra...;)
       
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      From a velvet headed one eyed trouser snake?
       
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  15. freespiritx

    freespiritx DreamWeaver

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    And that snake supplies it's own lotion! LOL
     
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  16. justanotherslut

    justanotherslut Everyone's Favorite Slut

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    Only if I was under with some sort of anesthesia! I scream if I see a garden snake.
     
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      Then let's just call it a trouser mouse...;)
       
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      I scream at mice also! I have never screamed at a snake that was attached to a human:D
       
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  17. VenusInFurze

    VenusInFurze Online Odalisque

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    Awwwww, pretty snakes. They look too small to be effective as masseurs though.
     
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  18. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    I remember when Mary Lou said ...

    She said, "I don't like spiders and snakes
    And that ain't what it takes to love me
    You fool, you fool
    I don't like spiders and snakes
    And that ain't what it takes to love me
    Like I want to be loved by you" ...
     
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  19. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    How 'but a gator massage?

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