Curiosity compells me to ask, any advice for a newcomer in bed?
I was seriously still a virigin till the age of 20. I'm 21 now. My boyfriend and I live together, and he says he enjoys sex with me, but I was wondering...any tips for me in bed, to maybe... shock him? Nothing WAY too extreme, I can't afford whips and chains just yet... =P But just something I could do or say... or not do.. or whatnot.. to just make him moan just a lil louder than usual?

Hmm.. this feels so strange to ask. *blush*

 

Ok, NM feel free to move this down to sexuality..

 

See the "New Fun" Thread. But I would also advise just hitting your knees and sucking his cock. Wear your high heels in bed. Tie him up and tell him "your ass is mine" or vice versa. Tell him to spank you lightly and just a little. Talk dirty to him or demand he talk dirty to you. Don't forget to tell him it's all fun and games sex is the way adults can play. See Awakened's signature. This should hold you until the girls show up and they can explain how you can become a Fucking Goddess.

 

Remember "it's only kinky the first time"..

 

drip hot lava over his chest...

or dress up like a maid.

 

Don't know if it helps, but here's my manual on lovemaking for amateurs, you probably don't qualify anymore, it was written in response to a sincere request by a young man.
This should give you some ideas. Took me two hours to rewrite it, I couldn't copy from the original message, but did print it.


Start with kisses, kiss her mouth, tongues tangoing in your mouths. Licking and kissing ears, and
neck, kiss her all over her body. Run your fingers lightly over her sides and breasts and inside
thighs, back of knees, massage her legs and feet. Kiss and tonguefuck her navel (lint not
withstanding) then back to her mouth. Still not touching her pussy. Then kiss her all over her
body agiain, paying particular attention to her neck and breasts. NOW you can lick the nipples
and areola, hope you know what that is, THEN you suck a nipple into your mouth (no protocol,
either one is OK) Lash it with your tongue while sucking on it. Then kiss all the way over to the
other one and do the same.; Now you kiss between her breasts (kissing and licking, but for the
ease of writing, I am just saying kissing from now on). Then slowly, slowly, all the way down
her belly to her pussy through the hair if she isn’t shaved. Don’t make a big deal of it if you get
hair between your teeth or in you mouth. Just remove it if it bothers you.

Now you may start with the treasures, and if you have in your mind “Ewww that is gross,” you
will change it fast, when you hear her screans and moans and groans of pleasure. Kiss and lick
the outer sides, thin lightly lick her clitoris (the thing at the top of the slit, it isone of her hree main
pleasure sensors.) Then suck it and as of her inner flaps (labia, my student) into your mouth as
you can, rubbing them with your tongue and sucking them. Release them and caress all of the
lips and area above her hole, (Its at the bottom if didn’t already know, just about a half inch
above her beautiful, clean, non-smelly anus (ass-hole)(pink rosebud).

Slowly insert your index finger into her cavern of love, ;stirring it around and stroking the front
part inside, then add your middle finger, doing the same, then add your ring finger, still doing the
same. Unless she is really young and has never masturbated she will have had a screaming cum
several times by now. (FORGET YOUR OWN BODY WHILE DOING THIS, BELIEVE
ME, YOUR ERECTION WILL KEEP AND IF IT FADES IT WILL COME BACK--THIS
IS YOUR TIME TO PLEASE HER, SUBMERGE YOUR OWN SELF.

You will find, I think that you get almost as much pleasure from doing this as you do from
FUCKING her.

One more thing to blow he mind (and body!) put your thumb on her clitoris and insert your
pinky and get it very wet, should be NO problem. Then put your 3 previous fingers inside and
your pinky gently in her cute pink rosebud, then vigorously in and out, around and around. That
will make her go absolutely wild. Do’t say anything about your impending anal penetration, just
lightly massage the anus, she may say what are you doing, you say just trying to make you feel
wonderful. You should be going full bore in her vagina, when you slowly insert your wet pinky.

Don’t worry about shit on it. If it gets on it, unobtrusively wipe it off with the tissues you should
have handy and say NOTHING about it. Shit washes off very well, as people who have had
babies know very well.

Now you are ready to make super mergent love to her. Two choices, missionary, have her pull
her legs up to her shoulder; or doggy, she is on hands and knees - you can better see what you
are doing. You can switch after a while.

Do not be surprised if you cum in one or two thrusts. That is normal for young men; the first
time. If you can get her to do it, NO COERCION, you could let her suck you and swallow the
cum while you are fingering her pussy and rosebud. Then she could keep sucking and licking
you and playing with your balls, (sucking on them is great, too, put each one in her mouth and
massage it. Caution her that pressure on your balls can be painful.) until you get another
erection, about 5 minutes for guys under 20. However, if this is not for her at his time, don’t be
concerned, it will not harm you (singing!). Simply lay her back down on her back and go to the
five finger job, also lickin and sucking. Eat your own cum out of her , you will probably love it
You can also nose-fuck her, put your nose as far into her vagina as you can. Don’t forget to
breathe, though..

You might suggest she sit on your face with her vagina right over your mouth, that is soooo
tasty. And of course you give her a good workout at the same time. Another good alternate is
that after your initial instant-cum, w;ith her laying on her back again, put your thingy over her
face, put your face on her pussy and do some mutual licking and sucking. OR same thing only
different position, you on your back, her pussy in your face, and your big huge THING in her
mouth. And she can play with your balls and suck on them too. (You did wash all the sweat off
them first, didn’t you - shaving them carefully is also a good idea, you wouldn’t want your lover
to choke to death on your hair, that would spoil all the fun.)


After you re-erect, go back to the re-entry stage;, and proceed. This cum-time should be
longer, and you can do a repeat and the third time will be even longer.

Follow the above, she will think you are the greatest lover that ever lived.

Please don’t ever join the Fuck’em and Leave’m crowd. You will later thank yourself profusely
for not doing so. Never think of girls as JUST A PIECE OF ASS. It is bad for your own
self-image.

Warning, if she isn’t on the pill, or hasn’t finished her period within a week use a condom, or
Norforms, a contraceptive suppositive or something similar. But not until you are through eating
her pussy. First time sex is really best naked up to a week after her period ended. Warning 2:
One time is all it takes to make a baby. My first daughter is proof.

I hope this extremely helpful to you and will keep you from BEING SCARED.

DISCLAIMER: The author has no responsibility whatsoever for any pregnancy or sexually
transmitted disease resulting from the use of this treatise. You are responsible for your own
actions, not the author.


Copyright 2006, 2007, ZYZX. License granted to all xnxx members for printing and
re-distribution. Others will be prosecuted and executed by the cyber-cops.

 

Hey Girl, that's a lot of advice. I just talk sweet to him, kiss him a lot all over, and lovingly lick every inch of his body, then lick and suck him till he begs for mercy and says it hurts too much.

Then we make love all night or as long as we can. Sometimes I go to sleep with him in my mouth. He loves that.

 

what my gf does, which gets me really hot, is she we kiss me up to my ear and slowly suck on it and nibble it. the feeling, along with the warmth of her breath and sound of her breathing is a SUPER turn-on. she usually does this when im working her breasts, just for convenience of position.

 

It's really simple, sweetie...stop being the girl next door and get in touch with your inner slut. Guys like women who crave sex as much as they do. So be a dirty grrrrl!

 

OH OH! I totally got it. Point to his dick and jump up and down.

;-)

-S-

 

impressive ZYZX that's some very useful advice although most of that i do normally although haven't done the stuff after sex we just used to cuddle and go to sleep, although that doesn't happen anymore and i wont get another chance until i find another lovely lady to have some fun with but its good advice to keep in mind thank you

 

Suprise Him On Arriving Home Be Dressed In Just Some Sexy Underwear And High Heels/boots Order Him Upstairs Then Tie Him To The Bed Blindfold Him And Tease Touch Lick Nibble Him All Over The Excitement Of Not Being Able To See Whats Coming Next Will Drive Him Wild And If He Doesnt Enjoy It Come Round To My House And Do It To Me

 

Suprise Him On Arriving Home Be Dressed In Just Some Sexy Underwear And High Heels/boots Order Him Upstairs Then Tie Him To The Bed Blindfold Him And Tease Touch Lick Nibble Him All Over The Excitement Of Not Being Able To See Whats Coming Next Will Drive Him Wild And If He Doesnt Enjoy It Come Round To My House And Do It To Me

The epic novel by Kinky Bastard



yea all those capitals make it look like the title of something

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When you put capital letters at the beginning of every word its usually to say that's it is the title of something, either a book or a film. With your post each word had a capital letter so i then added the fact it was an "epic" (V[SIZE=-1]ery imposing or impressive; surpassing the ordinary especially in size or scale) novel due to the length of the title.
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