Anyone used one of those squirting dildos? What to you put inside it? Water seems the safest but would lack the right consistency.

 

KY? Or some type of lube?

 

Almost Naked organic lubricant looks good. I've never had to use lube with a partner because I'm always really wet but I guess I'll look at a few more...

 

Of course there's a blog for lubes! I should have known. Really informative too.

 

You can, of course, also invite 50 men to fill it up with real sperm before you use it.

 

LOL! If there were 50 men all 50 cocks would sliding into my pussy!

 

I'd love to be one of them 50 haha

 

My wife has one. Mix cornstarch and water to a cum like consistency and you can add salt to taste.
It looks real feels very real and tastes real.

 

Plus its safe for your pussy too!

 

I agree! Seems like the best option, would love to see that!

 

I don't know that I would want a lot of corn starch in me, however, there is always Yogurt. In any case, just to bump the thread here is a little something I have mentioned before:


Mary6 was my once every other month 'lesbian' Bukkake baby.

Now Mary lived as a lesbian, yet very clearly had a taste for something more. She would bring in a MASSIVE dildo, harness, first one gallon and later even a five gallon bucket filled with her own homemade jizz (looked like it to me) plus a primer bulb and tubing connected to the dildo. Into the kitchen we'd go putting a few towels down, and after I'd put the strap-on on and get ready Mary would kneel on the towels and start saying things like "I'm a dirty little whore, shoot your cum on me, paint my tits" and so on, and then immediately start fiercely rubbing one out.

As she did I'd start jerking the dildo like jacking off with one hand, twist up her hair with the other, and pump the primer bulb with my heel painting her from the top of her head to her toes in the fake cum. Jet after jet she'd keep up her jabber with me having to shift legs as one would get tired and eventually shift to one hand as I'd move around her. After her first or sometimes second orgasm she'd fall to her back in the mess and keep rubbing away as I'd keep pumping, and would only quit when too exhausted to cum anymore, the 1 gallon buckets always emptied, the five gallon about half way. She'd then shower and go, and I had to clean up.

When I offered to make it happen for real it was not so much that she was offended yet simply had little interest as "men can't ejaculate enough". When told I could get 100 men she still had no interest as though it was a boring thought. When I told her how about 100 men and $5,000 (thinking I'd make the same) she still had no interest. Actually one of the more time consuming and tiring dates I'd do for not the best money compared to others.

Hush....an alias

 

LOL-I guess she really loved her fake cum-shower me with the cum of more than a 100 men, hold the men! Good story.

 

Instead of this dildo topic, I would much rather prefer to discuss dicks between your tits and how much you enjoy that activity.