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Do you like strange insertions?

  1. Yes, shove whatever will fit inside me!

    29 vote(s)
    42.0%
  2. Yes, shove whatever will fit inside someone else!

    28 vote(s)
    40.6%
  3. Yes, i will take and recieve!

    9 vote(s)
    13.0%
  4. No, its for dick only!

    3 vote(s)
    4.3%
  1. mayling

    mayling SEX FIEND

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    Did you let it ring until she had an orgasm ? I hope.
     
    1. deviantdick
      She had several orgasms, but not from the phone. ;)
       
      deviantdick, Feb 23, 2017
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    2. mayling
      I didn't know men could have several orgasms ? I think.
       
      mayling, Feb 23, 2017
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  2. mayling

    mayling SEX FIEND

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    I blew it by posting in this thread about my papi's insertion adventures, he was upset when I told him about it and more upset when I told him about the pictures of it I posted. He rarely gets genuinely upset at me and this was one of those times. I'm sorry I posted it. :( I think.
     
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    1. deviantdick
      I think it was quite a nice and caring approach considering you were obviously worried.
       
      deviantdick, Feb 23, 2017
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  3. mayling

    mayling SEX FIEND

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    I still am worried. I think.
     
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  4. tryanythngonce

    tryanythngonce Sex Lover

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    Before I got my first dildo I used a wine bottle with a handkerchief wrapped around the top, to make it soft then wrapped the whole thing in plastic wrap.
     
  5. Ktp2011

    Ktp2011 Porn Surfer

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    Kinky!!!! When u want to be fucked by someone or something, you can make it happen!!
     
  6. Ktruin

    Ktruin Porn Surfer

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    If you take your time and do it slowly it can be very rewarding. I have enlarged my urethra by about 4 times its normal size by using medical sounds. After a stretching it is a bit irritated, but feels amazing as the semen comes out!
     
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  7. Bad uncle

    Bad uncle Porn Surfer

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    The young girls in our family are quite fond of English cucumbers.
     
  8. Bad uncle

    Bad uncle Porn Surfer

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    I got into sounding for a while some years ago. It can be very stimulating, and strange to cum with a steel rod in your cock. As long as you're careful and don't do stupid things you'll be ok. No one on God's green earth can protect you from your own stupidity!

    I took a 12 inch construction spike, rounded the end smooth, and polished the whole thing so it was very shiny and smooth. No scratches, no rough spots. Then, with lube, I was able to take the full 12 inches all the way into my cock. Of course I had to change angles to maneuver it around curves in the urethra, and I'm sure that when the spike head was all the way to my cock head the tip was into my bladder. But boy, did that feel good, slowly sliding aaaalllll the way in and then aaaaaaaalllllll the way out. I'm hard now, just writing about it!
     
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  9. RCummings

    RCummings Sex Machine

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    Cucumbers have featured, a Bottle of Bud on the hotel balcony had me begging for sex, smaller items of food and a Lolipop have all said hello to my pussy
     
  10. Owen1975

    Owen1975 Sex Lover

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    Me and the wife have try a cucumber the top part of a bowling pin a few others
     
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  11. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    My elbow.
     
  12. jctripps7456

    jctripps7456 Porno Junky

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    It's sounds strange but works pretty good ,I'll use the toilet plunger handle its not that big around so I lube it up and fuck myself with it ,every once in a while I'll hit the prostate and really cum hard ,it'll get my knees weak.plus you can take it in pretty deep. Feels really good and I have never got off like that before. Still haven't had the real thing yet, so I can imagine how that would feel.
     
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  13. MonsterOfSex

    MonsterOfSex Sex Lover

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    I have a bunch of toys

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  14. MonsterOfSex

    MonsterOfSex Sex Lover

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  15. Rufus_Cock

    Rufus_Cock Porn Star

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    I once fucked a woman with a kingsize chunky KitKat. It went well once the heat and juice had rounded it off a bit. Until the chocolate was just too soft and the wafer broke. Then it was fun eating it clean for a while. Then it was just uncomfortable. Cleaning up before being able to continue killed the passion a bit to be honest.
     
  16. mac pro

    mac pro Amateur

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    How about a water hoes in the middle of summer when the water cums out hot than cold might be an idea for ya ?
     
  17. alastarr

    alastarr Porno Junky

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    We can take it or leave it. Nothing special
     
  18. ninetoes

    ninetoes Newcumer

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    My lady and I have an assortment of "non-typical" toys in our toybox that we bought for times that we feel like being different. Some billiard balls, a glass beer bottle, beads of assorted sizes and most recently a huuuge red buttplug. I'm talking laughably big. We'll never get it to fit but we try it out every once in a while.
     
  19. alastarr

    alastarr Porno Junky

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    Be careful with the glass. Women can break a man's wrist with those muscles.
     
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  20. ninetoes

    ninetoes Newcumer

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    Always, we're pros. We live in a small town and an embarrassing hospital visit would ruin us.