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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. Clover Ernest

    Clover Ernest Sex Machine

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    Something smells of hypocrisy in here. Oh if it isn't a preacher of the Catholic Church. And look - no Little Timmy crotch. Progress.
     
  2. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    "Any chance anybody can change this wine into vodka? Thanks in advance..."
     
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  3. Clover Ernest

    Clover Ernest Sex Machine

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    Yo where's that Metallica concert?
     
  4. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    "Father forgive me, for i have sinned. I once fucked myself stupid and came right in the middle of confession."

    "W-w-when w-was that?"

    "Right .... About ....

    .... Nooooow"
     
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  5. mirage_3c

    mirage_3c Porn Star

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    What? The red wine represents Jesus's blood and we drink it? And eat bread representing his body?

    That's vampirism and cannibalism surely?
     
  6. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    "Don't you tell me to save the blood for other people to drink! How about you go get some more fancy fuckin glasses cause you ain't getting this one back! And to the organist: play some Toby Keith!"
     
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  7. CFH3ll

    CFH3ll OMERTA'

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      FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
       
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  8. Clover Ernest

    Clover Ernest Sex Machine

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    AEIIIIIIII!!!!!! BOOM!!
     
  9. CFH3ll

    CFH3ll OMERTA'

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    I want the choir to learn this song by the end of service..
     
  10. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    "Yes, I am aware that the 2 nuns in the front have blood all over their heads now, and for that I sincerely apologize. But in my defense, they had hard habits to break..."
     
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  11. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    You can have the candle back, after I have finished with it
     
  12. Alison Wonderland

    Alison Wonderland Famous in a Small Town Banned!

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    This is MY church!



    Love me some Maren Morris!
     
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    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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  14. Clover Ernest

    Clover Ernest Sex Machine

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    What the fuck was in that ? I'm seeing some trippy shit!
     
  15. KnightLover1

    KnightLover1 Mystic Knight

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    Dicks are for chicks, silly rabbit. Oh! My mistake, I could of sworn I was talking to the Trix rabbit a minute ago. Sorry Father, I guess that little alter boy got away from you again.
     
  16. caitlin-anne

    caitlin-anne Legs to die for

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    Bless me father. I am about to sin
     
  17. 1 Toy Maker

    1 Toy Maker Kuns og Kram Smukke Love once found never lost

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    I'll trade you two nuns for a choir boy father?
     
  18. bigred500

    bigred500 Porn Star

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    Hey Preacher, leave those kids alone!
     
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  19. RelentlessOblivion

    RelentlessOblivion A wheely nice guy

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    I'm just here for the free wine...
     
  20. Deleted user 159753

    Deleted user 159753 Newcummer Banned!

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    You mean Tom Cruise literally CUMS here?!?! Sorry...wrong church. :oops:
     
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