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  1. Wimmers

    Wimmers Porn Star

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    Urban Fish Myth Exposed#37.-------------You are safe from fish up a ladder.

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  2. JayneyRedd

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    There is no point trying to teach a fish to dance - it will only frustrate you and annoy the fish.
     
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  3. catrina604

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    I don't know when Abe Vigoda first started acting. He was great on Barney Miller.
     
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  4. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're THE BOMB, girl!

    Abe Vigoda has been plagued by false reports of his death for many years. See: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Abe_Vigoda
     
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  5. joe blobb

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    Sharks only attack you when you are wet.
     
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  6. Wimmers

    Wimmers Porn Star

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    The majority of Dolphins at Disney are in fact Pike in heavy make up.
     
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  7. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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  8. joe blobb

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    Sir Francis Drake defeated the Armada by throwing haddock at them.
     
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  9. freethinker

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    You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish
     
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  10. Wimmers

    Wimmers Porn Star

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    Urban Fish Myth Exposed#137.

    Atlantic Cod will not date fish from other Oceans.

    In fact every September Atlantic Ocean Cod shoals travel to the Indian Ocean for a good fuck.
     
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  11. deidre79

    deidre79 Supertzar

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  12. Wimmers

    Wimmers Porn Star

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    Some people think shellfish cooked in butter looks like it is being boiled in cumm.:)
     
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  13. deidre79

    deidre79 Supertzar

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    :eek: ..................:kiss: mmm maybe? :excited: I like seafood and the fact the the Gulf has a BP like hole dumping heavy oil into the little mermaids kingdom has me a little distressed. It seems no one really cares unless it effects them personally or finacially. If the ocean goes, we go, don't we? +
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  14. Wimmers

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    You would be surprised just how many people do care, they are good. Whenever seabirds are in trouble, people turn out in their droves to help. Greenpeace has millions of members.------------I hope the girl in the pic does not dive into the oil. It would take me a long time to completely remove it.;)
     
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  15. Wimmers

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    Urban Fish Myth Exposed.#214.

    Fish will have the last say if their ocean goes.

    Truth is fish would be lost without their ocean. Though there is no real worry, because oceans seldom disappear.:confused:
     
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  16. D.Evil

    D.Evil Sex Machine Suspended!

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    Sea horses can't see horses
    No whales live in Wales
    Bass can't play a bass
     
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  17. deidre79

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    :)
     
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  18. Pussy Patrol

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    You can batter a fish and not be charged.
     
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  19. Pussy Patrol

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    An electric eel can carry a charge but it cant charge a fish for a battery.
     
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