No worries the dick's a fake anyway!

That one must have got past the forum bitch!

Thinskin

 

Guess I'm an old perv! I love looking at cocks.

 

As I said, who was looking at the dick?

Thank you for so inadvertently proving my point

Hush....an alias

 

Without my reading glasses I miss such detail........but I am smiling at the irony!

thinskin

 

I was sent the most nastiest looking cock pic on fb messenger by a random guy. he needed circumcision long ago no way would I want that anywhere near me

 

WTF?!

This pic doesn't refute my point.

We dudes often have to endure seeing plenty of pics of naked women who under no circumstances should ever be seen naked! There are also plenty of women posting naked pics who might look good from the neck down but have a face that one could make gorilla cookies with!

Women who put the "Uggggg!" in "ugly" should never take naked pics of themselves and post them online! Only naked pics from hawt chicks please. We dudes have to eat lunch.

 

I've read plenty of sex stories written by women for women where a dude's cock in the story is described as being "beautiful." (We dudes would never use the word "beautiful" to describe anything masculine.)

You ought to read all of the sick and perverted shit women fantasize about when it comes to cocks! They make what we dudes fantasize about pussies look tame in comparison!

I can assure you that it wasn't dudes who made that crappy Fifty Shades book a best seller and caused a crappy movie to be made from it!

So you're not alone when it comes to being a female and loving to look at "beautiful" cocks and thinking dirty thoughts about them.

 

Speak for yourself. I have a beautiful cock.

 

You have a handsome cock! Git ur male lingo fax str8!

I'm certain that they would (and do) despite any protests here in this thread from them to the contrary. Those two college girls lusting over that male model in Cosmo looked like normal females to me.

It's too bad that their male fantasy isn't real though. Most dudes don't look anything like those male models in Cosmo. Plus most of the male models who do exist aren't all that interested in chicks. So whether they like it or not women are stuck with us regular dudes.

 

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful... My cock may be ugly, but it's a big fucker



Hush....an alias

 

I don't mind dick pictures especially if they are actually attached to a human body. I like to see more of the body behind the dick picture then the dick itself. I would also prefer looking for a dick picture in my own sweet time, it's never the first thing I look for when someone piques my interest.

 

You do realize that many dudes would rather see more than just a closeup pic of a pussy, don't you? While I can admire a nice looking pussy or pair of tits I've never been able to jack off to just a tit or pussy pic. Also I've never cummed a single drop to a pic where the face of the woman is hidden. I want to see her face. I want to see her expression. I want to see her eyes.

While jacking off I need to imagine that I'm having sex with a woman. The total package (mind, soul, & body). Not with some mere seemingly detached tit or pussy.

 

Send those pics back right away @justanotherslut !!!

 

I like the gifs with cum spurting out! That gets me hot.

 

I just thought of something. How could a woman know anything about a guy if all that she knew about him was how his cock looked? He might have a "beautiful" cock and yet be a total jerk. OTOH if a woman gets to know and like a guy she might be willing to not mind a less than spectacular looking cock.

Is this basically what some of you ladies have been saying?

 

Speaking of models - Women models are outrageously photoshopped. My legs would be 60 cm (2') longer if they had the same proportions to torso as the girl in the fashion ad. How are male models photoshopped? Cock is an obvious one. Abs? Shoulders? That crease that runs from hips to groin? Chest a little wider and hips narrowed?

I want eyeglasses that virtually photoshop everyone I see, to the settings that I've entered.

 

I wish that someone would invent such glasses. I really need them when I have to go shop at Walmart.

 

Hush....an alias

 

Like this you mean........hot cunt?

thinskin