1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

    Dismiss Notice

  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

    Dismiss Notice
PM change Verification
Page 2 of 3
  1. HornyTrucker

    HornyTrucker Sex Machine

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2009
    Messages:
    614
    Nov 25, 2009
    But a few minutes later the vibration of the flapping wings and gentle up down motion caused him to get a rock hard erection.
     
    #21
  2. SkoolGirl

    SkoolGirl Sex Machine

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    662
    Nov 25, 2009
    To avoid further humiliation he ran into a near by building where he noticed that the curtains were drawn but the furniture was real.
     
    #22
  3. Camel Toe

    Camel Toe Porn Star

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2009
    Messages:
    1,434
    Nov 25, 2009
    So was the ignition button. Without hesitation he presses it, ending the existence of all humanity.
    Finis.
    ​
     
    #23
  4. HornyTrucker

    HornyTrucker Sex Machine

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2009
    Messages:
    614
    Nov 26, 2009
    Except for One guy, Bob, and two beautifull girls, Rachel and Beth that escaped into the dark reaches of space in Ship designed to sustain them for over 100 yrs.
     
    #24
  5. TomConCon

    TomConCon Captain Wank

    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2009
    Messages:
    3,373
    Nov 26, 2009
    They decided they had to repopulate the earth so Bob made a start.
     
    #25
  6. Pussy Patrol

    Pussy Patrol Porn Star Suspended!

    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2009
    Messages:
    25,129
    Nov 27, 2009
    straight to the nearest 7/11 where her asked the cashier for a
     
    #26
  7. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

    Joined:
    May 5, 2008
    Messages:
    27,797
    Nov 27, 2009
    carton of cigarettes and a dozen condoms. Leaving the store he went back on he prowl.
     
    #27
  8. SkoolGirl

    SkoolGirl Sex Machine

    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    662
    Nov 28, 2009
    However, upon opening the box of condoms, he found that the expiry date had well and truly expired.
     
    #28
  9. Drakeson

    Drakeson Porn Star

    Joined:
    May 5, 2009
    Messages:
    1,643
    Nov 28, 2009
    So he had desided that when in dought pull out
     
    #29
  10. alwyshrny2390

    alwyshrny2390 Porno Junky

    Joined:
    Aug 12, 2009
    Messages:
    285
    Nov 28, 2009
    he decided the hell with condoms, we need to repopulate the earth anyway
     
    #30
  11. Pussy Patrol

    Pussy Patrol Porn Star Suspended!

    Joined:
    Oct 9, 2009
    Messages:
    25,129
    Nov 28, 2009
    and decided to inseminate as many
     
    #31
  12. alwyshrny2390

    alwyshrny2390 Porno Junky

    Joined:
    Aug 12, 2009
    Messages:
    285
    Nov 29, 2009
    pussies as possible. Bob took rachel and beth
     
    #32
  13. Goldpanner

    Goldpanner Porn Star

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2009
    Messages:
    4,065
    Nov 29, 2009
    to dinner then to a hotel
     
    #33
  14. Katie Unleashed

    Katie Unleashed Porn Star

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2009
    Messages:
    2,467
    Nov 29, 2009
    But it was the 'Hotel California' and as many times as he stabbed it with his steely knife he just couldn't kill the beast, so...
     
    #34
  15. Caduceus

    Caduceus Porn Star

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2009
    Messages:
    1,692
    Nov 29, 2009
    Making love with his ego Ziggy sucked up into his mind, Like a leper messiah
     
    #35
  16. Katie Unleashed

    Katie Unleashed Porn Star

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2009
    Messages:
    2,467
    Nov 29, 2009
    he whisked himself into the imaginary world of the lumberjack mice who's recent tree cutting activities had been soley for the purpose of building a giant...
     
    #36
  17. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

    Joined:
    May 5, 2008
    Messages:
    27,797
    Nov 29, 2009
    catapult to send all the cats into outer space to die as horribly as they killed the mice they caught. What was still needed was a power mechanism for the catapault.
     
    #37
  18. Katie Unleashed

    Katie Unleashed Porn Star

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2009
    Messages:
    2,467
    Nov 29, 2009
    so being mice and all they harnessed the power of cheese, but needed an expert in Cheddar based engines so sent a homing pigeon called Geoff with a message to...
     
    #38
  19. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

    Joined:
    May 5, 2008
    Messages:
    27,797
    Nov 29, 2009
    The cheddar cheese makers of England.
    The return message said "
     
    #39
  20. Katie Unleashed

    Katie Unleashed Porn Star

    Joined:
    Nov 1, 2009
    Messages:
    2,467
    Nov 29, 2009
    your bloody pigeon has shit all over our statue of 'Cheesy McCheddar' our founder and much loved Icon, we are no longer prepared to help you", so the mice instead turned to...
     
    #40
Page 2 of 3