Just how could Bud know what kind of shoes the man was wearing if the man only leaned out the window? And how would Bud know the maker of the suit? Was Bud gay? A fashionista?

 

Ok now this id definitely funnier than the cut and pasted OP.

 

WTF? It was a joke son. I say a joke. Nothing was true. Do you think it really happened?

 

Now c'mon... I know you two are a bit dense, but trust me, it never happened. LOL!!!!!

 

He makes a good point lol

 

Learning about "Lil' Abner" the comic strip I read an interesting tidbit reported by "Time" Magazine in 1947:

Li'l Abner was censored for the first, but not the last time in September 1947, and was pulled from papers by Scripps-Howard. The controversy, as reported in Time, centered on Capp's portrayal of the US Senate. Said Edward Leech of Scripps;

"We don't think it is good editing or sound citizenship to picture the Senate as an assemblage of freaks and crooks... boobs and undesirables."

Reads pretty accurate to me

Hush....an alias

 

An old cowboy's children took him off the range to visit them in the city for the first time. And while they were shopping in a store he decided to sit outside and have a smoke when a woman came along and saw him sitting there and asked; "Are you a cowboy"?

To winch he responded; "Why yes, mam, I am a cowboy. I was born a cowboy. All I've ever been with is horses and cows. And about all I've ever known or thought about is horses and cows. Why, do like cowboys"?

To which she responded; "Well no I'm a lesbian. I was born a lesbian. All I've ever been with is women. And about all I've ever thought about is fucking women." And with that she walked off.

And just as he was finishing his cigarette another woman walked out of the store, saw him sitting there, and asked; "Are you a cowboy"?

"Well mam," he said looking up. "I always thought I was. But I guess I'm a lesbian."

 

Meanwhile, in Sicily:

 

What a cute little baby. That hag pushing the stroller can't be his mother and the men look like they are sort of feminine.

 

Is it because they're not 350 pounds? Have properly fitting suits?

Also, you just called Donald cute....you guys really do want to...hmm.... "Bask in his glory"

 

Ok now this is funny. And from what I have been hearing from some of our international members also extremely kind compared what many other Europeans are saying about Trump's visit.

 

Old joke​

The old sheepherder had been out on the range so long when he finally got to town and went to the hardware store to buy two new pares of 501 Levis he found the old hardware closed and abandoned. And he was told he would have to travel 20 miles to the city and go to a clothing store to buy his pants.

So he did and when he walked into the clothing store the young clerk in a pressed shirt, tie and torusers asked him what he wanted. And when he told him the clerk kind of snickered and said. "We have all the latest models of jeans. And you know what they say about why men buy button fly pants in this country don't you? Its because a sheep can hear the sound of a zipper at 1,000 yards."

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Updated version.​

"Impossible," the old sheepherder snorted in disgust. "Because have you ever noticed how tiny their cute little ears are"?