I dunno. Having stitches in my damn EYEBALL was pretty sore. Falling off my skateboard and virtually breaking my arm - that sure heurt a lot. Was probably my longest lasting one too, as I stretched and tore some ligaments which took about a month, two months to fully heal. There used to be this pain I got in the left side of my groin that hurt real bad - never found out what that was but it doesn't recur anymore.

 

Tonsils lanced. (I delivered vaginally, but the tonsils were significantly more painful.)

 

Ouch!

 

I'm sorry that you had to go through this. :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:

 

I can commisserate with the miscarriage. My miscarriage was more painful than child birth due to the psychological trauma.

 

of all the things I have broken.... I think the broken elbow was the most painful

 

two things first when i asked a girl out some years back and she kicked me hard in the balls with high heels. second when i was 8 i fell down the stairs and split my head open on a radiator. plus a baseball to my groin.

 

Kidney stones, I have had them three times and the pain is more intense than anything I have ever felt.
Bri

 

I broke my collarbone, that hurt like hell.

 

broke my middle finger in 2 places playing basket ball. i jumped to catch a rebound the ball ricocheted of the back board slamming into my outstretched hand

had a football kicked square into my face. woke up flat on my back, head spinning face pulsating and flushed. tried getting up blacked out but was caught before falling back.

food poisoning is a sonovabitch! stomached cramped for hours pain in waves.

ran into the edge of a wall whilst learning to ride a bike. mashed my right eyebrow into the concrete splitting it wide open like a hot knife through butter

had one of my molars extracted whilst fully awake. dentist first tried pulling it out with some pliers like instrument to no avail. kept injecting my gums with Novocain. finally figured out that the root of the tooth was bent under my jaw bone. then he decided to drill into my gums from the side to cut the hooked bone. there was blood everywhere, and the sound of the drill still hunts me to today.

got my balls crushed when attempting to hop a fence. there is no greater pain ladies, there is no greater pain.

all this was as a kid. my semi adult life is more psychologically damaging than physical.

 

well, i was 16, and in the woods with some friends, and i had just gotten into a fight with my boyfriend. i had a metal baseball bat (my friends were all guys and im not quite sure how we got the bat) and decided to take out my anger on the tree. well, im not sure if any of you knows what happens when you swing a metal bat at a tree, but uh... it bounces. so i swung the bat as hard as i could, pretending the tree was him (i was pissed) and it bounced off the tree and hit me dead in the forehead. i was knocked on the ground and when my friends stopped laughing (we're talkin 15, 16 year old boys) they asked if i was alright. i wasn't, i had a knot on my face the size of NY, and they had to take me home. i had a migrane headache for an entire week. at least they walked back over to my house that night to see if i had gone to the hospital.

 

I cracked my wrist when I was younger, then several years later in high school during a half time show (okay I admit it - I was a band geek) I did a move with my flag and heard a "Crack" Ended up in a puddle on the football field - had to be carried off with the same damn wrist broken...

 

i thought u were gonna write about nipple clamps and rubber bands. . i discovered yesterday that i'm a big fan of pain, as long as sex is involved.

 

Oh Lisa.. I was trying to be good ...but what the hell!!! Clamps on both nipples, and my clit, then using 4 rubber bands to pop my pussy at least 5 times... I hear ya Lisa!!! Pain and sex..yep they go hand in hand.

 

And the Winner is.......

 

yeah, that takes the cake

 

haha damn ouch, you're right, that is funny though

yea, this guy definitely wins, how are you even alive? shit

 

Greeeeaaat. I am having mine removed in two weeks.

 

I've had some pretty profound physical pains over the years, but nothing compares to the pain of heartbreak.

 

aight I've gotten hurt a lot of times over the last 19 years of my life so far, and I'll probably continue to do so until the day I die, which knowing my luck, will be due to stupidly injuring myself yet again. the one that hurt the most, I can't really think of, but there's a few that come to mind. oh and I have hurt myself worse than these, but I have a VERY high tolerance for pain, so I've only felt excrutiating pain a few times, shit that would cause most guys to be on the ground for hours, I can get up from right away, not sure why but hey it helps

I was playing basketball with my friends with a ring finger that was broken so badly it needed surgery(which I didn't get, and ignored my doctor's "no basketball for at least a month" orders), but I had figured out a way to still play well with a splint, and not get hurt or feel pain as long as I didn't rebreak it, well one laser pass from my friend when I as open for a shot changed that, that shit hurt more than when I originally broke the finger

I broke my ankle and tore a bunch of ligaments skateboarding when I was 12

had too many things happen to my balls to remember, and almost all of them hurt like hell

food poisoning from some moldy ass hash browns from my HS's cafeteria, and I remember asking the lunch lady how old they were, she replied "they're from this morning". yea, right, that's why when I finally ate two of the three, I realized they were all blue and white

hit my head quite a few times before, fell out of a tree when I was younger(I was big on climbing), onto my head

had a molar taken out while awake, and like Incubus, the novacaine didn't help at all, cus I felt all of that

ran into a pole when I was playing football with my older bro (and I hit it hard)

cracked open my head a few weeks ago, and now I have a new permanent soft spot

used to step on nails when I was younger at my old, old house, and had to have them taken out, that shit hurt, that's probably the one that hurt the most

back when rocks were the only weapons kids used against each other in my old neighborhood, I got a rock thrown right into my eyebone during a fight, leaving a huge golfball sized bump, and half of my face covered in blood

there's others but I either can't remember em right now, or it's cus they didn't hurt that bad