i got bit by a dog when i was 5..on the side of my face..it was from at the top of my temple to the lover part of my jaw...it went all the way through to where you could see my teeth..lucky for me..i was able to have plastic surgery and have a small scar left from it..my long hair covers it and its hardly noticable

 

good grief woman

you're giving that Grizzly attack guy a run for his money. all the way to the teeth? fucking hell!

 

yeah..pretty painful and I remember it as if it just happened detail to detail

 

I sincerely hope this wasn't the result of one of those ordinances that forbid sidearms; I have an acquaintance that lived up northwest (Wyoming, Montana; something of that nature) and the state decided, rather stupidly, that hunters cannot carry a sidearm in addition to their primary. During bow season, he got the business end of a cougar, and seeing as his compound bow was utterly useless at that point, had to wound it enough with his knife to get away. It got a good swipe across the back of his neck, and he quite literally had to hold his scalp back so he could see to find his way back to camp where a buddy drove him to the hospital. I can only imagine the pain the poor guy went through.

 

Let's see, spinal meningitis, broken collarbone, infected wisdomtooth. The worst one ever though, is of course, Blue Balls!

 

Once, while I was doing Kento sword training, I threw out my right arm on a swing. I almost passed out from the pain.

 

I had my nose cauterised with silver nitrate without anaesthetic! I could feel the inside of my head burning. Every now again I catch the "ghost" smell of my own flesh burning.

 

Being circumsized at age 7 with no drugs or local anesthetic. It was so intense i passed out. The pain lasted for weeks afterwards.

 

broken collarbone

 

Why do we still circumcise boys? There has been no link proven between circumcision and cleanliness. Is it still a left over religious ritual? Seems rather barbaric to me.

 

YEah it was a " Cultural" thing. Always been done so i had to get it done. Then only advantage i think is being able to pound for hours , thats about it. oh and the girlfriend says it looks nice haha.

 

Iritis flareups feel worse than migraines -- like someone is crushing my skull. Dilating drops or twice-annual cortosteroid injections directly into my eyes bring relief.
Also I had abdominal hernia surgery. ow ow ow

 

Well, I sure hope someone by now has kissed your owie to make it feel all better!

 

waking up from a major back surgery then being told to lay flat so that the liquid in your back doesnt open your stiches or get into your brain. and, well having a major back surgery kinda makes it impossible to lay flat

then having physical therapy come in and try to make you walk after a back surgery. Since your spine controls your body, I couldn't feel my god damn legs. and the pressure being put on your back when your supporting your entire body weight with your arms on a walker is indescribable.

then, having 56 shots in your arms because the bitch nurses cant find the veins, and when they do. They inject you with a medicine that burns the shit out of you

but the WORST pain is waking up with a tube in your dick. Then pulling it out. Then shoving the tube back up your dick because you cant take a piss.

yep, i've experienced ALL of this while I was in the hospital after back surgery. actually, I experienced it twice, cause I had 2 back surgerys

 

Believe it or not, the pain after having my wisdom teeth out was worse than my childbirth experience. Of course, I had an epidural, otherwise I'm sure childbirth would win out.

But having wisdom teeth out and not getting any painkillers, then the stitches break and bleed like crazy...yeah that was not fun times.

 

Worst pain....

pined my foot to a log with a rusty bowie knife... split the bone and
riped the foot open when I fell.... ouch!

Oh to be young and dumb again!

 

does it mean that i'm sick because i laugh when i read these posts?

the way how people describe their injuries are so intensely personal they are almost visible.

i don't laugh at what happened, just the casual way you guys explain it....maybe i am weird. nice posts here if i do say so myself

 

Sick and twisted!

 

Tearing my acl and meniscus. When i was writhiring like a lil bitch on the floor i was thinking, "if this pain lasts for another 2-3 minutes, i'm gonna start crying." Luckily it went away, probably from the shock or something, because i don't know how i would explain to a gym full of guys why i'm writhiring on the ground crying like a lil school girl.

 

I had to get one for medical purposes. My foreskin was too tight and my frenulum was also too tight. Couldn't pull my foreskin over my head.