When I was about eleven or twelve I got an erection in the local public swimming pool. It was a Saturday and on that day in the morning they put loads of floating mats in the pool for the kids to play on. To hide it from the other swimmers I jumped, face down, onto a big floating mat and landed straight on my hard-on. I was pissing blood. Very scary when your that age.

 

or any age I'd guess.. ooph..

 

thats bad.

this is probably the worst.

shit man. this means something.

those are words of wisdom chunky, words of wisdom.

ouch... well thats definetely up there. nice avatar too.

well... this is might be as bad as the grizzly bear guy, but i cant be the judge of that.

 

damn, that shit hurts falling on just your foot alone, cutting your ear in half well that's just gotta fuckin kill

 

When I was 4 I touched an iron. 2nd and 3rd degree burns to my whole hand. At 4 years of age. And I broke my wrist and thumb and went like 3 days without a cast. That kinda hurt.

 

Yes its just a flag league. I know, kinda lame. But at 28 the bones dont hold up as good as they did.

 

Briana, I agree completely, the absolute worse pain I have ever suffered. (have also had them three times).

Broken bones, dental surgery, knee hyperextention, nothing came close.

The odd thing was, when the stone passed or moved enough to relieve the pressure, the feeling was euphoric, never had a higher high.

 

haha na, if you can still play more power to ya

just making sure you weren't 28 and playing for a HS team or something

 

holy crap, i cant believe i didnt write this first, and how it possibly coulda slipped my mind..... child birth. pushing a 7.6 lb baby through your fucking pussy. and i wasnt exactly loose. at 22, sex still hurt until we got going. take a lighter and set your lower back on fire. thats what it feels like.

 

A few things rank up there in excruciating... having 12 feet of barbed wire run across my lower back until it got into the meat and muscle, being beaten nearly to death and raped, breaking my ankle and walking on it for a month before realizing it was broken... there are others but they are not coming to me. After all this, my step mom told me childbirth would be a breeze in comparison. I am waiting still to find out.

 

Could you please explain this situation? Not to judge you, I'm fascinated by your posts.:rose:

 

We have a D/s relationship. i am his collared property. Yes, i literally wear a surgical steel Eternity collar. Few people know it's significance though, most think its just jewelry. There are tons of websites out there that can say it so much better than i can.

The branding was in honor of 10 years of being collared, a little like a couple renewing their vows on their wedding anniversary.

 

so exciting. do you have stories on here?

 

I would have to say when I broke a tooth, and it exsposed a nerve, I had to go the weekend before I could get it fixed.
What an long Weekend!!!!
Doc.

 

Been there! Ole Jack Daniels got me by!

 

Although it wasn't JD that helped me through...BV worked just as well...lol.

 

BV? Enlighten me.

 

Black Velvet..Whiskey
It is the only Whiskey I can drink without becoming a Fucking Mad Man!
Any other Whiskey turns me into a instant ASSHOLE to the extreem...lol.
Doc.

 

LOL, Oh yes... the Black Velvet

 

A guy beat me up and broke both bones in my arm