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  1. jay323j

    jay323j Sex Machine

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    Id rather be a frog. Flies get killed too easy! Would you rather be the pillow or the bed
     
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  2. piggit

    piggit A Fine Wine of a Woman

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    Probably kidney ... tho I know many people who eat brain and think it's fab. I cannot explain any reason for my choice.

    O, and I'd pick the snakes, too. Cockroaches make my skin crawl.

    Would you rather get caught taking a dump in public or stealing?
     
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  3. Perv79

    Perv79 Decadent Deity

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    If caught by the cops probably the dump since I am guessing it carries let punishment, but by a regular person coming up on you probably stealing.

    Would you rather poke yourself with needes for one hour or reread the same 20 page children's story for twenty four?
     
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  4. Rain

    Rain Femme Fatale

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    Poke myself with needles for an hour. Less time and less painful. ;)


    Would you rather be shot or stabbed (assuming you live)?
     
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  5. piggit

    piggit A Fine Wine of a Woman

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    Poke myself with needles for an hour ... I've done the whole re-reading of children's books for long enough, thank you. Same with listening to the same song over and over.

    Would you rather walk a tightrope 40 feet in the air, or crawl through a 100 yard tunnel?
     
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  6. pornluvr

    pornluvr Supreme Pontiff of Bratonia

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    hundred yard tunnel for sure . .. I'd take one step on the tightrope and plummet 40 feet!

    Would you rather be in an shark cage surrounded by Great Whites or a room filled with large, furry spiders?
     
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  7. piggit

    piggit A Fine Wine of a Woman

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    I am PADI certified, so I'd take the sharks!

    Would you rather get a tooth drilled or have blood drawn?
     
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  8. Rain

    Rain Femme Fatale

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    Blood drawn. I donate blood often so this wouldn't bother me.

    Would you rather be stuck in traffic or in line at Wal Mart the busiest day of the year?
     
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  9. piggit

    piggit A Fine Wine of a Woman

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    Stuck in traffic. I can pop my favorite CD in and relax in the comfort of my car. However, relaxation goes right out the window when I'm anxious to get somewhere.

    Would you rather be burned at the stake or hanged? (good grief !)
     
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  10. Rosebud

    Rosebud Porno Junky

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    Id rather be hanged, It just seems less painful.

    Would you rather bang Meg Ryan or Jack Nickson?
     
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  11. Rain

    Rain Femme Fatale

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    Meg Ryan, because she's cute and I don't know who Jack Nickson is.

    Would you rather be stuck in a jail cell with Old Tool or Stumbler?
     
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  12. the fox

    the fox A Feisty little Animal

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    old Tool stumblers rants would get on my nervs

    would you rather burn to death or drown
     
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  13. WhaWhaWha

    WhaWhaWha Registered Self Abuser

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    Drown. Burning is agony. Drowing is less agony.


    Would you rather be stuck on an Island and have sex with a different sexy young native every day for the rest of your life, or continue with your everyday life, home, and job with guilt-free unfettered access to sex with 3 or 4 attractive "friends with benefits"?
     
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  14. FrankyJ

    FrankyJ Amateur

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    Continue with everyday life. I couldn't give up my modern conveniences.

    Would you rather lose your sight or hearing?
     
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  15. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    My hearing, you can learn to use sign language!!!
    There are too many beautiful things to see in the world!!!
    Would you rather live in a state that has four seasons or
    one that is warm year round???:D
     
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  16. Rain

    Rain Femme Fatale

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    4 seasons, because I love winter. Tried living in Dallas and couldn't stand the heat and no snow.

    Would you rather be ignored by everyone for a week or pestered by all for a week?
     
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  17. FrankyJ

    FrankyJ Amateur

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    Warm year round... mmmmm, toasty warm + bikinis.... mmmmmmm

    Would you rather have all your accessories be made of duct tape or hard plastic?
     
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  18. jims45651

    jims45651 Porn Star

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    lol

    I would rather be into Rock's panties,,,roflmfao:D
     
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  19. WhaWhaWha

    WhaWhaWha Registered Self Abuser

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    Since Jims didnt post a would you rather, I'll say "Me too."

    Would you rather be 200 lbs overweight or 50 lbs underweight?
     
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  20. chainsaviar

    chainsaviar the kittens meow

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    id rather be under-weight so i only have to buy one seat on the plane!
    would you rather be jon stewart or rod stewart?
     
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