Jon Stewart. I'd have 20 more years left to live than Rod has.

Would you rather be smart or beautiful?

 

Since you didn't answer a question, next person can answer mine from above.

 

I'd prefer to be ignored for a week. I can handle solitude a lot better than I can handle attention.

And I'd rather be smart. Looks only get you so far for so long.



Would you rather drink only water or only soda for the rest of your life?

 

Only water ... I've recently gone off soda. And I already drink a ton of water anyway.

Would you rather know the date on which you are going to die, or not?

 

I'd rather not know. There's more to look forward to that way.

Would you rather get your teeth knocked out or your eyeball crushed?

 

Teeth knocked out, you can't replace eyes!

Would you rather be over worked or un-employed.

 

I'd rather have my teeth knocked out ... I hear a toothless blowjob is awesome.

Would you rather fuck Britney Spears or Tara Ried/Reed/Reid?

 

Tara Reid. I might contract the Stupid Disease from Britney.

Would you rather be poor and powerful or rich and powerless?

 

Poor and powerful, because you wouldn't spend your life feeling that you were unable to make a difference.

Would you rather be a dinosaur, or an ice-age mammal? (eg, mammoth, sabretooth tiger.)

 

I think a dinosaur.. like a Braciosaurous. (Sp)

A singer or a drummer?

 

Singer. Singers get all the love.

Would you rather get a blowjob from your one true love, or punch your one true foe in the mouth?

 

:rose::rose:I'd rather get a Blow my Pussy(female here)


Would u rather be shot or hanged

 

Shot.
So long as I knew it wasn't coming.

Would you rather receive a txt or an email from your partner saying they're breaking up with you?

 

Shot. I'm assuming you meant to death, so being shot is much quicker than hanging. Assuming it's a kill shot through the heart or head.

Would you rather eat raw fish, sushi, or faux grais (sp) the raw duck.

-S-

 

I'll just settle for dying like I did the last time, it was GREAT. hope it works that way next time.


Would you rather visit Mars or the Moon (assuming you can do so in safety)

 

I'll take the sushi, like it a lot.

Would you ather drive nails in your genitals or drive nails in your head?

 

Give me the nails to the head. I know what a headache feels like. I don't need my junk pierced.

Would you rather permanently lose access to the telephone, or to the internet?

 

internet i need my phone to function.

would you rather give up free speach or gun control

 

I'd rather give up gun control than free speech. Free speech is the basis for democracy. Some of our founding fathers would argue that an armed populace is also up there with the basis for democracy.

Would you rather fuck a goat or a pig?

 

a pig id be afraid the goat would think my dick was a carrot or w/e they eat and try to bite it off.

would you rather live in hati or etheopia. i think i spelled atleast one of those wrong.