Haiti* and Ethiopia*.

And I'd rather live in Haiti. It's at least sort of nearby the United States. Maybe I could swim there.

Would you rather be First Emperor of the Moon or Last Emperor of Mars?

 

first of the moon. martians attack scared me as a kid.

would you rather give up sex or cars.

 

Oh that is so easy.
Cars.

Would you rather be a pill popper or a injector of drugs?

 

A pill popper ... I am okay with needles, but the pills are much easier.

Would you rather post a picture of your face or your junk? (and have you?)

 

my junk, that way I can always deny it was me because there is no face to go with it. (granted I lack the courage to do either)

be executed by electrocution or hanging

 

Hanging.
Electrocution is torture, any way you do it.
Hanging can be instantaneous if its done right.

Clinton or Obama?

 

clinton , he knows how to assault someone SEXUALLY
not obama...what is he??...black??..mexican??...caucasian + black?? hmm..


have sex with oprah or heidi klum ( dead for 6 hours)...

 

Dead Heidi. That's like, twice as good as regular Heidi.

(Kidding).

Rather be as horny as you, or as horny as me?

 

As horny as me, If I was As Horny As You, I wouldn't know much about myself since I'm still rather new here.

able go back in time to see the past first hand or go forward in time to see the future first hand

 

able to go forward in time to see future first hand cos i wanna see whether will i be married to my current bf.haha.

now yr turn..

u love yr partner bcos u need him/her or
u need yr partner bcos u love him/her

 

If it is just a view, the future, if it is to live the past. Either way I would want to use my insight into the future so I could leave this pesky work business behind me.

Would you rather only sleep with a member of your immediate family (SO excluded) or never sleep with anyone again?

 

I guess we posted at the same time so i will answer yours too.

Neither we just have sex. But if stated as a rather I would say I would rather need because I love. The other is seems a bit like settling to me.

 

Never again. Because if I slept with a member of my immediate family, I would end up never being able to enjoy sex again anyway. *eeeew* Incest is just nasty.

Have a career you hate but you make lots of money
or
Have a career you love but make only mediocre money

 

I would take the medicore money. It's why I was worked for a nonprofit organization when I was still able to work.

eat something disgusting or commit a crime

 

Commit a crime. Does this mean I have bad morals?

Rape your mom, or torture her to death.

 

none. i love my mom.

would you rather date your best friend because you fell in love with him/her, only to have it eventually end, or stay just friends for life?

 

none. i love my mom.

would you rather date your best friend because you fell in love with him/her, only to have it eventually end, or stay just friends for life?

Date them. Better to have known, then never at all what love was like with them.

Dunno if it's been asked, but .. would you rather fly, or turn invisible?

 

invisible, that way I can be a dick to people and no one know it's me

Go to a big family gathering or stay home watching television without being disturb

 

Television all the way. With the DVD set of Firefly and Dead Like Me in case nothing was on. I don't much care for family.

Would you rather have syphilis or gonorrhea?

-S-

 

A hard choice, as they're two of the few diseases that are actually worth catching!
However, I'd opt for syphilis as it sounds softer and more romantic.

In a similar vein......

Crabs or head-lice (I've had both, so I know which one I'd opt for.....)