Ok Here is a really bad sexist joke but it fits the thread...



Why does it take so long for a woman to orgasam?
Who cares?

<<<Admitted pig!

 

Well, my girl and I laugh because, I come like a chick meaning, it's very hard to get me to come then I'm ready for more in a little bit, and she's like the typical boy. It's quite amusing.

 

DITTO !!!!!

 

I havent faked it. Only if they ask me after"Did you?" will i give sort of a half nod. I have however forced myself into not having one when the my ex just expected me to be ready when he dropped his pants. I was pissed off at him because I drove four hours to see him, we get into the hotel room and he watches like 3 hours of TV and barely acknowledges me. This was all in an attempt to make him feel like less of a man. Once my motors running its a nice ride but if you dont warm me up a little befor you may not get real far.

 

I personally have never had an orgasm...sad, yes. But that doesn't mean that I don't enjoy sex. THe common opinion in my group of friends is that enjoyment comes from the intimacy, not the orgasm. Though, it would be so nice to have one. I wish...

 

Did everyone else just get the movie reference and not say anything? Nice When Harry Met Sally moment, Kimiko!

 

Damn I wish this was an public poll.

 

I agree with this statement^^^^

Girls, if I can't make you cum, you damn well better not fake it just to boost my precious ego. You tell me that you didn't orgasm so that I can IMPROVE. When things aren't going well in a relationship in regards to feelings, you work them out, not just pretend to be happy when the flame's died just so your man doesn't see how much of an asshole he really is. So why should sex be the opposite of that?

I want my girl to cum before me. If she can't cum when I use my dick, I'll make her cum with my tongue or my fingers or cattle prods or whatever I need to do. It's just proper bed manners.

 

Your kinky! I like that lol

 

Buy a rabbit! It will be the best investment of your life I promise!!

 

I agree about the rabbit. Any woman who hasn't tried toys (especially those who have yet to orgasm) really should make the investment. And I wouldn't start with the "magic wand", those things are too strong even for me lol, and I love toys. Best starter stuff is probably the vibrator bullet and the rabbit

 

agreed

I want a girl to brag about me, not regret having sex with me in the first place

Hell, I don't care if she doesn't want to, if a girl has sex with me, she's GOING to cum from something, even if it takes me days to do it, too bad, it ain't over till she wants seconds, otherwise, why even have sex?

 

)Happy you noticed, I sometimes bury my jokes deep in text)

 

my boyfried loves making me cum... so i've never had to fake it... i personally think it's so sad when a woman does so just to boost a guy's ego... make him improve himself so he DOES make you cum!!!

 

I guess I don't fake the orgasm... I just live it up a bit.

 

I hate it when I think a girl is faking it because it makes me feel worse than when I cant make them cum and they don't fake it.

But I suppose, to an extent, this question puts a girl in the same situation as guys are when she asks "does this dress make me look fat?" If you tell the truth, you hurt her feelings. You lie, shes gonna know it and it still hurts her feelings...

 

lol if I ask my boyfriend if a dress makes me look fat and he thinks it does, he'l tell me what might look better on me... I think that's the same principle with faking orgasms... if he (or she) just isn't getting you off, tell them what they could be doing better or it'll get to the point where you've been together for long enough that you can't change it or hurt their feelings by saying you've faked it...

 

Now here is a lady who understands it all. Sexual desires and intimacy are all part of the overall scenario. Sex is a lot like the weather, ever changing, sometimes good and sometimes bad .

 

Nope ... not gonna do it ... either you get me or you don't!
If you can't please me, I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction ... Yes I know, I'm a BITCH!

 

I used to fake with my ex, he was a big guy and pretty inexpert (though him being my first I didn't really appreciate the extent of either of these factors) and even with half a barrel of lube I frequently ended up sore before I could even think about cumming.

I never have with my Master though, now I have to pretend I didn't have one without permission