When I fucked my best friends mom she suddenly pissed while she rote my dick

 

Fell off the bed and tore my rotator cuff in my left shoulder. Still living with it. I never got it fixed...

 

This virgin I was gonna deflower was trying to rub my clit but never found it. I was moving his hand to the right spot and he thought he’d made me orgasm and was just moving his hand from my over sensitive clit so he stopped. He didn’t lose his virginity that night lol. I fucked his best friend instead

 

Drunk fucking - took me forever to cum. Next morning everyone at work was laughing at my rug burned knees

 

Tiny, round poo ball rolled out of her ass! During doggy style, she asked me to fuck her ass. Lubed my thumb to get her ready. Pulled out my thumb, and it rolled off my dick. Was on the mattress and followed my knee...kinda following the indentation of mattress. It got smashed by my knee.

 

Okay. You want something that was essentially a deal braker during sex? Well, my wife on occasion liked and asked for anal sex. It had been a good experience many times in the past. However, to make things work for both of us, I definately advocate some form of lubricant. As I used a finger to rim her rosebud, I then moved on to penitrate her with that well lubed digit. As soon as I get it in, to my surprise, right there was a big turd!! I was done right then and there..... Game over. Not gonna do that!! No S***! My mood turned to S*** and lost all desire to fulfill her desire.

 

Those last two posts are why we use her pussy and her mouth. Sex and shit just don't belong together.
No offence to ass fuckers, just my thoughts on my sex life only.

 

This could be her worst thing, but it’s mine too if that’s the case.
Back in my early 20’s I was going through a bit of a dry spell and invited a friend of a friend I wasn’t particularly attracted to, but had a thing for me, over to my house for Netflix and chill (before Netflix though). So as the movie is playing, I lean down to kiss her and get a wet sloppy kiss in return.
Ok, so she’s not a great kisser, well we move to making out, I start to let my hands explore her body...
She goes straight for my dick grabbing at it, rubbing it hard, about bruising it through my damn pants.
Ok fine, at least I’m going to get laid, I get her to my room, undressed, condom on and... she just lays there complete dead fish, no swapping positions, no real interaction besides a little moaning. After a few minutes I realize this isn’t going to happen, I can’t cum, so I power through for a bit, finally acting like I did. Idk if she realized it or not, but afterwards we both got dressed quickly and I made up some excuse to rush her out the door and did my best to avoid her in social situations afterward.

 

Drunk sex with an older, muscley guy. We were in missionary and he fell asleep mid-fuck on top of me..... Could barely breath and was stuck like that for 2 hours before he woke up again

 

Having sex while he was really drunk. He fell asleep in the middle of it all, and I misunderstood the reason and thought he had lost interest in me. It pretty much ruined the vibe of the weekend before we got it all sorted out.

 

Have I answered this?

Getting pregnant.

Well the sex was nice the positive result a several weeks later, sitting in my bathroom puking and unable to stop bawling my eyes out was pretty horrid

 

A gerkin size penis, whiskey dick, a bad fuck period!!!! Thats why they invented vibrators.

 

i hit the head board and knocked off a potted plant and it hit me right in the head. I was seeing stars for a few minutes and hurt like hell, pretty much ended the night .

 

Damn