The other night I was awoken by a shaking motion which as I came to, I realized it was me jacking it. Have you ever had this happen? I guess I was having a REALLY good dream. My ex-gf used to get mad because I would have sex with her while I was asleep. She'd have to wake me up and push me off. Anyone have this problem?

 

Well one time I was dreaming I was fucking the hell out of this really gorgeous blonde and upon waking I realized I was fucking the crack between the cushions of my couch. My ex was sitting across the room and got quite a laugh.

 

Wait I'm lost.. she Didn't like you fucking her in the middle of the night?!?!

 

lol that reminds me of a bevis and butthead episode I have seen

 

i've woken up jackin' it a couple of times, it was fucking weird. don't know what the dreams were though.

 

nope never had that happen to me before but that might have something in comman with sleep walking lol, sleep wanking haha.

 

I woke up to someone jacking off onto me, but not me jacking off personally.
I wish i had though!

 

Nope, never woke up jerk off. Have woke up with someone else jerking me off or sucking my dick however. My wife loves to do that some morning when I sleep late and she comes home from working all night.

 

thats intriguing

and yes ive woken up jacking it

 

never have had this happen. I've never had a wet dream either. My dreams are rarely sexual though.

 

ive had this before woken up with wet fingers and wondered why lol ive woken up fucking aswell lets just say its dangerous for me to sleep in public places lol

 

eh what can you do

Though I had many sleeping problems when I was younger, I out grew most of them after college; but i do get the occasional wet-dream that makes me start fucking the air before I wake up disappointed/aroused

 

Though I can't say for certain that I've jacked off whilst I've been asleep I do know that I've often came whilst being asleep.

Wet patches on the bed clothes are a dead give-away

Oh and nine times out of ten I wake up with a full blown erection even if I haven't been having an erotic dream.

 

No, but I've woken up a few times to find that some guy was fucking me. Does that count?

 

Kimiko.....it counts in my book.

My now ex-wife really got off on waking up to find me fucking her. Every once in a while we would go to bed and start fooling around. She would suggest that I go into the next room and surf some porn on my computer and then come back to bed. She would be asleep and I would just slide it right in and of course she would wake up loving being fucked.....

 

now that's cool:lol:

 

To the OP: There is a condition called sexsomnia. The affected people engage in erotic activities while asleep.

 

Sounds like fun to me