I'll have you know I polish this tool every damn day and there is not only not a speck of rust on it, it is so damned shiny it's as if it's been chromed! :excited: I promise not to judge you about your dull tool. Jealousy does not become you, my friend

 

You know this would be solved if you both posted your cocks on here and let me judge them

 

cocks?!?? eeewwwwwwww, gross! Who the fuck is talking about cocks?!??

 

*blushes*
Well... now its obvious what I come on here for!
Still....my idea does have merit!

 

The Little Captain is a shy and retiring sort he only does one on one presentations.:excited::excited:

 

CHICKEN!
:excited:

 

SemiLunate - you are correct - I saw Richief down at the YMCA once and it does look like a little chicken . . . short, sharp beak with a nasty little wrinkly gullet of loose skin on it, feathers . . . I mean the thing is disgusting.

:-|

Please don't encourage him to digitally torture us with that here. Thanks on behalf of everyone who wants to keep their lunch down.

 

I take it to believe that you thought I didnt include you in that statement? :excited:

 

Hey, my tool is right there in my avatar, babycakes All 16oz of pounding power . . . I'm not shy!

 

You cheeky bastard, don't spread rumours like that, I have never been in the YMCA.

 

Oh I just checked the Little Captain and he is still standing tall like a Grenadier.

 

You are both all full of piss and wind!

And I was wondering what you and OT would be DOING in a YMCA Richief.... care to spill the beans?

 

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Same here ♥

 

which includes dragging up old threads...try making your own

 

Because I am constantly amazed at some of the bullshit people will throw up as serious posts.

 

Just to annoy some folk with bullshit threads.:excited:

 

I used to come here to flirt with the lovely deidre79, of beloved memory.

Now I flirt by e-mail. :excited:

 

"I learned...to gain an insight into the unbelievably primitive opinions and arguments of the people."

- Adolf Hitler, from Mein Kampf.



This is also an incentive.

 

I come here for fun, flirty conversation. I never expected to find so much on this forum but I've learned a bit and met some endlessly fascinating people.

So thank you everyone for the warm welcome and interesting topics.