Because I was confused and thought it said "Why did you make this thread?" for some wierd-ass reason.

 

Because Binky forced me in here, using her patented Hamstery-mind-control techniques.

Otherwise, how else would I have come in here to reply to a message I couldn't possibly have known was here??? :idea:

 

Dogs and Hamsters use ESP???

 

I knew you were going to say that

 

is that like an animal friendly version of the PSP?

*imagines lil fury hamster & dog playing video games*

 

My imagination can't accept the picture of a hamster getting knotted.

 

Because I've ignored it for a week and finally gave in to my curiosity.

 

lol

 

Better... it's got nice comfy animal shaped pads for us to play with (a smaller one for Binky, as she's hamster sized) Binky's much better at the hamster truck simulator driving thingy than I am though, that's why she gets to drive her hamster truck, and I get to walk! *wry grin*

 

I'd never tie BInky in a knot! I might be a destroyer of worlds, but I'm really gentle with hamsters!

 

you claim to be the destroyer of worlds fluff but I have my doubts *looks at fluffy skeptically *

when was your last massacre? *shines bright light into fluffy's eyes*

 

*goes all glazed-eyed and blinks a lot*

Can't see... got spots... oooooooooooo... *falls sideways off chair*

*lies there looking up at Inky, with huge puppydog eyes*

What was the question again...?

 

don't play with me mut!!! i'm on to you! been watching you like a hawk lately.

you're a very busy doggy aint ya? hardly ever in the same place twice, covering your tracks, always looking over your fluffy shoulder.

just what are you up to?

*pokes fluffy*

 

*is poked beyond endurance*

Does the only thing a fluffy can do in a situation like this...

...and wobbles his lower lip, eyes getting bigger and sadder than ever.

I didn't do nuffin... I'm just a pure, sweet innocent lil fluffy doggy! *lower lip quivers more*

*hides the evidence of the last destroyed world, behind his fluffy back*

 

awwww:-( don't cry puppy...all I wanted to hey hey hey stop that now!!

I won't fall for the innocent look. your reputation precedes you. Destroyer. yet no one can pin you down.

as usual I have no evidence. you're a free puppy. BUT!

i'm watching you *does 2 finger eye to eye hand movements*

 

*shuffles slowly backwards away from Inky, still hiding the evidence of the last destroyed world behind his back*

*lower lip still quivering* I don't mind you watchin' cause I didn't do nuffin... not me... *grabs nearby halo and dons it, whilst angelic choir start singing in background*

*whistles in a suitably innocent fashion... no mean trick, when you're a small fluffy dog*

*trips over his furry feet backing up*

*bits of world go flying everywhere*

*lies in a pile o'world, looking even more puppy eyed*

Leaving your worlds lying about the place, couldn't help destroying it... *sniffs and wobbles lower lip somemore*

 

Bloody fucking hell!! what's this now?

lost your footing there eh?

*bends over and picks up piece of warped metal*

*looks carefully at metal*



*sees clearly now that thats no just any piece of metal, its the crushed remains of an entire skyscraper thats mean horribly shrunken & warped*

um.... *feels vulnerable before such amazingly cute powers of destruction*

well, um.... careful where you drop your belongings there fluff.

*gathers up random pieces of destroyed worlds & awkwardly hands them to fluffy*

run along now....


*gulp*

 

A little voice in my head told me to come here

 

the devil made me do it

 

If it's got your name on it Inky, I'm gonna look!