hahah no...it's about fights

so have you been in any?

 

I was having a good old fight when I was at school in the 6th form - I was sat on a guy as large as me, the crowd were cheering us on, and in walked the head of year teacher - bit of fast talking got us out of trouble - The Sparks "This town ain't big enough for the both of us" was playing at the time - I'll never forget it - and that was 25 years ago !

 

Not lately.....


That's why I'm still so pretty!!!

 

A priest asked,
What is Fate, Master?

And he answered:
It is that which gives a beast of burden its reason for existence.
It is that which men in former times had to bear upon their backs.
It is that which has caused nations to build by-ways from City to City upon which carts and coaches pass, and alongside which inns have come to be built to stave off Hunger, Thirst and Weariness.
It is that which has caused great fleets of ships to ply the Seven Seas wherever the wind blows.

And that is Fate? said the priest.

Fate... I thought you said Freight, responded the Master.

That's all right, said the priest. I wanted to know what Freight was too.

-- Kehlog Albran ("The Profit")

 

I saved that quote for future reference!!!

 

That's very profound - have you ever mud wrestled ?

 

LMAO.

 

Do I take it that you considered my post to be a non sequitur?

 

If you've never read it, it's all pretty much in the same vein...hilarious.

https://rsidd.online.fr/profit/profit.html#Introduction

 

Nope - I'd never accuse you of de-railing a thread - merely wanted the mental picture of you smeared in mud smacking some big titted bird around !

 

I don't know...I'd probably get my little ass kicked.

 

OK - well that works for me as well - I see the scenario as win - win for me !

 

Yeah, well, I guess seeing me covered in mud with my bikini top wrapped around my neck might have a certain warped appeal.

 

Uh huh - and your point is ?

 

Never seen that before.......and just read it all.

Thank you.

 

I don't think I have one, actually...

 

I've been in 4 fights, two I started, two I didn't. I am very ashamed that I ever started a fight, being that I am a black belt, and was taught never to start a fight.

First one I was ever in, I didn't start. Some kid on the other baseball team thought I hit him with the pitch on purpose, charged the mound, took a swing at me and I broke his nose. Got kicked out of the game and tournament.

Second fight I was ever in, I didn't start either. When I was in high school, two kids in gym class were fighting in the locker room. I stepped in to break it up, and the one kid hit me in the cheek. I hit him right back, got him to the ground and called the teacher. Despite half the class seeing, and reporting that all I did was try to break up a fight, and then defend myself, I got suspended.

 

I have - but it keeps getting in the way !

 

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

 

or sit down fast