make your own mind up.

 

And you think you will say the same in 13 years time?????

 

im just playing here didnt mean to offend anyone

yup ive been this way since early teens its not somthing you grow out of

 

Oh, Nice to know you have a high opinion of tenguy too.

 

*warmly laughing and wagging tail* Actually, I do... would I be offering to hump his leg, if I didn't?

 

Go ahead you wooden't dare.

 

ok....playing or not.......it's STILL something you might grow out of.

Is there something that scares you about being penetrated by a man?

 

Knowing you....yes....probably!!!

 

*rubs his paws together* Now, where this puppy comes from, that's called issuing a challenge...

...and I LOVE a challenge!

*pops some Barry White on the phonograph, knowing full well that no-one can resist the awesome power, of the Love Walrus himself*

*croons tunelessly along to the song* Gonna give you some of my sweet loving... gonna hump your leg allllll night loooooooong...

 

Hey fox, are you doing better this week??? Job stress and all, ya know.

 

Oooooh, you are SUCH a cynic!

I knew there was reason I liked you!

 

no ive had sex with a man it didnt work for me didnt turn me on nothing

you have got to face facks I am not intrested in men, ill talk to guys, i dont hate them but thay dont do anything for me just like im sure thay dont do anything for you

 

You listen to picture, loco lobo, no?

 

me too.

Have you got anymore of that particular batch of LSD?

His Master's Voice.......obviously...

 

*psst* Check again doggy

*starts digging out the chicken fat for lubrication... friction and leg humping a bad combination make*

*crooning still tunelessly to the tune*

Gonna bump and hump that ankle allllll night... gonna show you what it's all about... darlin... 1.5 inches of sexmeat, gonna grind it till the sun comes up... mmm-hmmm-hmmm

*flosses with a doggy chew*

*sprays a little eu d'og on himself*

*gets himself ready and-*

*phone rings*

*picks it up*

Yes... I... yes... and... well... no it... well... I wouldn... no... no... okay, I'll be right over.

*sighs to himself*

Forgot I had that date with that sexy lil St Bernard... she's hot, and brings her own drinks too... ah well, at least I'm dressed and ready to go!

*waves a paw at the Pirate*

Next time - keep it hot for me until then!

*sashays out of room, blowing kisses to anyone who wants them, still singing Barry White*

#Bump and humpin, allllll night long... gonna bury my bone so deep in yo' lovin', baybah...

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo

 

Ah...so......

Not the innocent 3 month old puppy then!!!

I hope binky the kennel maid is not displeased!!!

 

Nice edit Fluff, when you get there see if the St Bernie bitch has recover from last night and my peg, okay.

 

Ah....you're back.....

I was wondering when you might recover your senses after that mild shell shock you just encountered.........

Oh....and let me get this this straight.......

You fucked a St. Bernie last night?

My....that's a BIG dog!!

 

Well us pups have to stay together, you know.


BTW just what the fuck is your problem?

You've been teeing of on me every chance you get, care to enlighten me??