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  1. Dick Richie

    Dick Richie Porn Surfer

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    I am curious if there are other people who suck the air out of the bag of bread after they make toast or a sandwich? I Shirley can't be the only one and don't call me Shirley. Does it make the bread last longer without getting moldy?

    Have a great week all.
     
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  2. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    you suck. suck at threads lol
     
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  3. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Watch it there Dickie Boy, the only Shirley allowed on the forum is POPE SHIRLEY OF THE CHURCH OF ORAL SEX.

    You are absolved since you are a newbie
     
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  4. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    How disappointing, I clicked this thread thinking I would be getting so new leads on those who suck.


    Cheeeez, you don't really do that, do you?
     
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  5. twisted minds

    twisted minds Porn Star

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    You ever get the feeling that every fucktard around has found their way to XNXX and feels the need to create the dumbest threads possible.

    Either that or they have internet time at some mental institution and a few have stumbled onto our great site.
    Eitherway, To the dickbag that wasted my time by creating this useless thread. GO KILL YOURSELF....NOW
     
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  6. Chagrin

    Chagrin Friskeh Kitteh

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    Mo-o-om, Twisted Minds is being me-e-ean.
     
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  7. CasaDan

    CasaDan Porn Star

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    ...It says a lot that you'd waste your time in the first place clicking on this thread... I'm not being mean or anything... I'm just saying..
     
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  8. twisted minds

    twisted minds Porn Star

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    LMAO lol lol
     
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  9. Kimiko

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    No, but I do put the bread in the refrigerator, which my friends think is completely nuts.
     
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  10. Kimiko

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    But the REAL question is, how many of you "burp" your car at the gas station to get more gas into the tank? :)
     
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  11. Chagrin

    Chagrin Friskeh Kitteh

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    I put bread in the fridge too. It lasts longer. Slap your friends in the nuts for thinkig you're nuts.
     
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  12. Kimiko

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    Thanks. I need all the validation I can get sometimes. :)
     
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  13. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Not me, that is air pollution, never burp you cars fuel tank into the atmosphere, do like the OP does, suck it out.
     
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  14. Chagrin

    Chagrin Friskeh Kitteh

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    Yeah, but I don't burp in my gas tank. Now you're just being weird.
     
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  15. TiffanyAnne

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    I DO!
     
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  16. Dick Richie

    Dick Richie Porn Surfer

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    Oh my what fun. Thanks for the honest retorts. Those of you who don't like it? Well just to bad. I don't even feel sorry for you. LMAO:D Your the type I can only imagine will come back to this thread, to see responses of your response, doing what you thought I did to you in the first place. Waste your time. Shows your mentality. hahahahaha

    Don't waste your time any longer. Go find a gun and bullets. Make the world a better place for all of us and do yourself in. :p

    BTW I burb my gas too.

    Thank you all.
     
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  17. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    G'bye forever

    OK going to go killmyself now, owe toomuch money, cant ever pay it back, feel unloved unwanted depressed but guns are too messy, somebody has to cleanup all the blood, and that would be an unkindly imposition. Carbon monoxide or insulin overdose is much better and you just go to sleep then die.

    Thank you so much for the idea. it solves all my problems.


    Put your bread in the freezer it will keep forever and you can defrost the pieces you want in the microwave 20sec per piece.

    Bye
     
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  18. Dick Richie

    Dick Richie Porn Surfer

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    On second thought my suggesting a gun and bullets and self harm is way out of line. I truely am sorry.

    It's takes all kinds of people in the world.

    I mean we need someone to laugh at.

    Good day to all.
     
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  19. twisted minds

    twisted minds Porn Star

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    You are absolutly correct Dick. I am just a scared little girl that needed a big responsible man like you to show me the error of my ways. (you have to be responsible, you suck your bread.) I am sorry I told you to kill yourself. I truley am I just get so attention deprived. That is why I had to come back to see if anyone saw what I said. Agian thank you so much for setting me straight.

    I do have another idea though. Put the bag over your head then try to suck the air out. lol
     
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  20. Incubus

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    well :eek:

    that was kinda uncalled for considering its just a thread comment. :( :cry:
     
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