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  1. x0Bella0x

    x0Bella0x Nerds can be hot too

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    same. my mom taught me to do that.
     
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  2. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    my grandma told me never put a brown paper bag in the fridge. it sucks up current and raises her light bill....

    although i now know its silly, i still avoid doing it :D
     
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  3. A010011000111

    A010011000111 Porn Star

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    i do that.
     
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  4. Dick Richie

    Dick Richie Porn Surfer

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    I am a prophet (Points finger and pisses is pants laughing.)

    I read retared people. Their everywhere.

    Thank you so much. I will giggle about this for days.
     
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  5. lor280465

    lor280465 Porn Star

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    I suck and i enjoy it...:D
     
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  6. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Actually the normal posts in here are so like the one that you originated, it was assumed that you were serious.

    Plus, the baiting of users in this forum could come back to bite you severely.

    The fact that you are unable to spell retarded (or they're) correctly, indicates that you are.
     
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  7. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Your computer has TEETH? Bloody hell it'll want feeding next lol
     
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  8. Dick Richie

    Dick Richie Porn Surfer

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    Oh neat. An ignore list. Goodbuy Ten and Twisted.
     
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  9. ExtremelyDisturbed

    ExtremelyDisturbed Sex Machine

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    AGREED!!!!
     
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  10. chnrgr

    chnrgr Porn Star

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    Anyone who has lived in a warm climate knows bread does not keep on the shelf. Actually neither does rice!

    And coffee goes in the freezer. But that is only if you are a coffee junkie. ;)

    I typically give the bag of bread a squeeze to push the air out but sucking the air out is a little much. If nothing else you are touching your mouth to the bag and in turn will pull all those germs into the bag next time it is opened! :eek:
     
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  11. Dick Richie

    Dick Richie Porn Surfer

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    Good point. Never thought of that. But the bread still seems to last longer.
     
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  12. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    I always get as much air out of zip-lock bags as I can...but I save my sucking for things that were meant to be sucked on. ;)
     
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  13. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Like lollipops ?
     
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  14. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Sure does. And I feed it regularly, new hardware, software and human sacrifices.
     
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  15. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    hardware & human sacrifices? that's kind of a leap there isn't it?
     
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  16. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Not at all, I sacrifice my sanity to my computer and this causes me to act hot in hostile fashion against those around me.

    So maybe it's surrogate-human sacrifice. Or would it be psuedo??
     
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  17. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    that made little to no sense.....you are crazy :eek:


























    welcome to the club. :p
     
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  18. Dick Richie

    Dick Richie Porn Surfer

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    Tenguy, I had all intentions of putting you on my iggy list. But then I saw your arguments with Stumbler on another thread. (Sorry I don’t remember which one) I realized you’re a hardcore Republican conservative like myself.;) I’ll read your posts and give you another chance. Maybe your just an asshole to newbies and all I have to do is get a few more post under my belt and you will lighten up?:D

    Gday
     
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  19. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    DR, I'm not a hardcore Republican Conservative, you're half right though.

    My intent is not to be an asshole to anyone, only those who exhibit hostility in their posts.
     
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  20. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    :confused:

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    Asshole to everyone here!8)
     
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