snoring!!!

 

Damn, I hope that's never happened to you..!

 

The best way I've found to turn somebody else off is to yell out the name of an ex-girlfriend then to try and hang on as your current partner tries to get you off!

 

I hate it when he just finishes then can't stay hard....even though I'm like a half a second away from finishes. It drives me up the wall!!

This one time, he and I were about to start having sex......and his stomach started hurting from how much he had to eat at outback, so even though he had me all worked up and ready to go, like I was bent over waiting for him to be inside of me, and he couldn't. Like, he didn't even offer to finish me off with his fingers. Soooooo annoying.

Giant turn off.

 

Oh shit, I just remembered something that happened to me, true story.

We were in a great 69, her on top, I had a Mexican lunch a couple hours before. Suddenly I passed a cloud of noxious fumes, it just slipped out, honest. Her nose had to be about a inch from the source.

For some reason she got up, dressed and left, never spoke to me again, talk about being finicky.

 

Personally, finding an ice pick under her mattress has always been a bit of a turn off.

 

You screw Sharon Stone?????????????????

 

HAHA that sucks, but it definitely makes for a funny story

 

baller, you want to get mexican food tomorrow? lol


breathing in my ear.
FEET. i hate feet. so as long as they're far from me, i don't care.
bad breath.
when a guy smells musty down there.
when i get pubes in my mouth. *gags*

 

probably nothing...yep! nothing!

 

I hate it when ALL he wants is for me to suck his cock!

"Yeah, come on baby, suck this big boy - go on, suck it baby, you know you want to!"

Erm, no. No I don't always want to suck it - I want it buried deep in my pussy or my ass SOMETIMES!

 

Ya know, I'm beginning to think that you might not be saving yourself for marriage

 

Farts !!!

Little Balls Of Toilet Paper In Her Pubic Hair.

Girls Who Will Only Blow You In The Shower And Then Let It Dribble Out Rather Than Swallow It And Then Pretend They Swallowed It. [just Come Out & Say, I Can't Swallow That, That's Her Option.]

Girls Who Want To Kiss You After Blowing You [ Ok With Me] But Don't Like You To Take Your Dick Out Of Their Snatch And Put It In Their Mouth.[and After I Went Down On Her, Too !!! ]

Girls Who Wear The Copper Birth Control Device With A Chain On It, Hanging Out Of The Cervix. [it Just Scares The Hell Out Of Me When I Hit Bottom, Kind Of Wonder What It Just Did To My Dick ]

 

lol think that's bad? this girl once wanted to kiss me after licking my ass. nuh uh!!!


and i hate when pussy makes that wet farting sound. sounds like i'm fucking a soap dish

 

CELL PHONES THIS ISNT A FUCKING SOCIAL EVENT THIS IS ME AND YOU SO GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR PHONE! i have left after a girl has texted on her phone my hand was down her fucking pants...umm shit if she doesnt wanna try new positions just the same one over and fucking over ya pretty much it...fuck you can argue with me, piss me off its your pussy thats gonna pay for it...there is normal body smell and there is dirty dont touch that meat hooks shit...well now that ive got this off my chest any ladys live near ft. benning, GA?

 

Well, I'm already married.....but perish the thought.

 

Feet. I absolutely hate feet. If by some crazy chance they get near my face I'm done.

 

Smell for me. Whether it be smelly feet (I'm with you Lisa, I HATE feet ), Smelly underarms, smelly breath or disgustingly, smelly cock.
ANYTHING that smells bad turns me off.
Oh, and a guy that tries to bite my nipples off.

 

well when im taking bella what turns me off is when baller catches us and makes me leave