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  1. Themis

    Themis Porn Star

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    There was a case that made the news here in New Zealand about KFC and the "special sauce" that was being served in the coleslaw, If I remember correctly the person responsible was jailed for 3 1/2 years. I've never trusted take-away food since :(
     
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  2. Kimiko

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    And rightly so...for every one that gets caught, there are probably a thousand that don't. :eek:
     
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  3. Shoefreak

    Shoefreak Porn Star

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    Once in the coffee of a coworker.
     
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  4. TiffanyAnne

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    In this day of STD's and HIV, the VERY THOUGHT of this is repulsive!
     
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  5. ravenx2

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    On the subject of stds. 1) I don't sleep around 2) I do not have (or have ever had!) any std's.3)I have regular health checkups. So fear not ladies my cum is fresh and wholesome! So tuck in and enjoy!
     
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  6. ravenx2

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    McSpermy Chicken!

    When I worked for a small furniture retailer I worked alongside a woman called Jenny who was 10 years older than myself. She was often the subject of my fantasies. Anyway I took it one step further!. Part of our Saturday ritual was to get a take away from the local McDonalds. This I did as usual. When I returned i found Jenny busy with a customer! A big sale which might take awhile! So i returned to the staffroom to eat my lunch and to put Jennys burger somwhere to keep warm. Then I got the naughty idea to make sure that Jenny tasted my cum. So after checking the coast was clear I jerked off a full load into her McChicken burger. Fortunately the burger had lots of mayo dressing (An ideal disguise for my little swimmers!). I replaced the bun and a little quicker than expected Jenny returned to eat her lunch infront of me! What a turn on watching her licking the mixture of fresh warm cum and mayo off her fingers as it oozed from the burger bun! My heart was racing in case she recognised the taste and found me out! Luckily she never noticed and ate the lot! Licking her lips in the process and even said how good it tasted! Wow! that was one take away I will never forget!
     
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  7. ravenx2

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    Any more secret cum-givers out there?
     
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  8. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    haha yea, right. that's a load of horseshit
     
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  9. Coconut

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    Sperm in your dinner = Good source of Protein!!!
     
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  10. Panty Pervert

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    Aye, ye ol' Protien shake!
     
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  11. Coconut

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    Yer, or you could get an actual protein shake, then cum on the top, like whipped cream!!!
     
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  12. Panty Pervert

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    I like your ideas!
     
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  13. Coconut

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    Im sure there could be a market out there. Organic protein shakes!
     
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  14. Panty Pervert

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    Let's call the shop
    "Cum as you are" :-o
     
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  15. Coconut

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    Im liking the idea.

    And the product could be Orgasma Shake!
     
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  16. Panty Pervert

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    And will never be sold in less than 6 packs!!!
     
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  17. Coconut

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    Lol, and you could have a make on the premisis chain. People get to choose the shake flavour and maybe help make it!
     
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  18. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    that is so wrong, but seriously, and I can't believe I'm actually saying this, that's not a bad idea

    just make sure all of your customers actually KNOW what's in the shakes, and put it in a part of town where sex shops and stuff are, and not in the family friendly section, you guys don't want any lawsuits
     
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  19. Panty Pervert

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    OHHHH

    I have a new name

    "THE MILKY WAY"

    Huh?
    Whadda you think?
     
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  20. Coconut

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    That is pretty good!

    And we have mr. ballers backing!

    Maybe we should do mail order!!!
     
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