nah never but i like reading about it lol

 

I jerked off into a cup of coffee once and served it this hot milf who used to visit.

 

Thanks guys! Anymore secret cum-givers out there?

 

Womens Stories?

Any women out there ever suspected that this had been done to your food or drink?? If so - did you confront the person responsible? Alternatively have you ever encouraged a guy to cum in someones food i,e for fun or revenge ??

 

Lol ya My friend did when he worked at mcdonalds. It was funny ass hell. He did it in some bitches parfait.

 

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Finally, someone with sense!

 

Dear god you're perfect! Would you care to message me if you're still around the forum?

 

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i wrote about my experiences jacking off into my mothers sandwiches when i was 13, but there were a couple of other scenarios as well.

I made cookies to take to work one evening, and my wife was to prepare something else. I jacked off into the cookie dough twice, a nice load, then cooked them and watched all the ladies at work eat them the next day.

My first wife's mother was visiting and my wife (Gloria) was open to anything sexual. Gloria made dinner and jacked me off into her mothers salad, then we watched as she ate it all. She didn't stare at her food as she ate, but looked at us as we kept her talking, and didn't notice the cum mixed with the oil and vinegar. Gloria was so turned on that she let me piss on her face for the first time that night in the shower.

 

Personally I don't understand the excitement about jacking off into someone's food - is it because you can't get a woman to suck your cock ? Is it some sort of feeling of inadequacy?

Do you still get all hot and excited if a 300lb guy eats your cum in the sandwich or whatever? It's just not erotic - its sick - hell while you're at it - why not take a dump in there as well !

 

Wife sucks my cock regularly thankyou very much! So certainly no feelings of inadequacy! I guess the excitement is that it's a forbidden act. Lets put it this way If a genie suddenly popped out of the end of the cock that you rub frequently and gave you a free pass to have sex with any woman on the planet and they would not remember it would you use the pass?? If you would use it then you are no different to me. If you wouldn't use the pass then you must be either gay or impotent!! The adding of cum is similar to the pass! Its a way of coming (pardon the pun!) close to having sex with someone you are not likely to ever have a sexual relationship with. I suppose the other psychoanalysts would argue that is a way of taking control over someone - a power/contol need? Who knows?

Now on the subject of the 300lb guy eating my tiddlers well the sandwich was not meant for him so no turn-on. Now on the suject of taking a dump well its not quite the same is it? Many women eat/swallow cum but not faeces which is a waste product Its strange that your first thought is to equate the two? Some latent scat fetish going on there perhaps? Still its an interesting propostion! However I think it would be doomed to failure as most women would notice that their slab of Cadburys tasted of poo don't you think?!

 

Mate - I am neither gay nor impotent - I just think jacking off into a stranger's food is (a) un-hygenic and (b) fucking down right disrepectul.

You liken it to having sex with the woman - really? Your sex life is that one sided - that sex to you means you cum - job done ! Sorry i think you are a total loser

 

That made me laugh out loud and spill my green tea. Plus I agree with it.

 

Thats TWISTED!!!

Keep your bodily fluids to yourself!!

 

Anymore???

Thanks for all those "interesting" comments now lets get back to the thread! Anymore secret cum-givers out there?

 

Sperm Count?

Yummy, Cum al a mode.

 

At last someone who enjoys a tasty treat!

 

Anymore secret cum-givers out there?

 

If I got to know that someone, for example a chef at a resturant, did cum in my dinner he wouldn't get to keep the cock on his body for long, I would take the rusty knife and chop it off and then choke him with it... soo.. No there are no more secret cum givers, I think that's downright sick and I don't wanna get that in my food. I suggest going to a shrink... Asap!

 

You have probably eaten it many times. There are gay cum-givers out there! Fortunately I only add cum to selected ladies food! You seem to have aggressive tendencies which by your own admission could make you a potential murderer. So I think I better give up my appointment at the shrink - I think you need it more than me!