I am 21 years old and i have never had sex.

Its not that im unattractive or that girls dont like me (i have been blown and i have licked pussy) its just that ive never had sex.


I am horny as fuck, and have been for the past 4 years.
Couple Questions

1)
what does a vagina feel like
2)what can i use around the house that might feel good or better than my hand.
ive heard stuffed animal, cut a hole open, but never tried it sounds kinky.
3)any women want to cyber?Help a man out.Pm me for details

background
I just recently got dumped by my girlfriend.
I am currently home from college for a little bit,(have my own apartment, paid for with my own money.) my parents live in Seattle
I attend USC and i'm majoring in law.(like lawyers and shit will attend law school after college).
I am in a fraternity..
My penis is 6 inches.i dont have a huge one but whatever=] im happy with it.

 

Poor guy, its warm and wet and full surround, so my guys tell me like nothing you ever felt.

I saw a thing on here about how to make an artificial vagina, I have been told it feels maybe better than the real thing. Search Artificial Vagina on the forum. I think ZYZX had written it up,and then you could buy a fleshlight, a manufactured one, that the guys seem to salivate over.

 

i heard about banana peel, though im still waiting for the right moment to try it

 

instead of trying to find things you can use around the house, why don't you just go out and find a REAL vagina?

 

i just got broken up with asshole, you think i want to go out to clubs with my buddies and get hot pussy?


Actually.....

 

I couldnt find the article...could you link me to it?

 

jesus...how about you don't get mad at me for not knowing the whole story. i wasn't trying to be an asshole so i wasn't expecting that kind of reaction you dick.

 

Come on guitar, give him a break!

Cant you see he is still too borken up to have sex with a woman!!





Of course, a stuffed animal, a banana peel or an artificial vagina...
well thats a different story.

 

yea yea, but he didn't need to be such a douche bag...:sad:

 

What does a vagina feel like?

Slippery when wet! Lol

Mighty Lamb? Banana Peel? Wow! First time I've heard of that!

You could try a melon, or apple pie?

 

Hey buddy relax.=] i was being semi sarcastic

notice at the end of my post?
i said, actually....



which implied the fact that i was irked at first....BUT...now that i thought about it, realized that it was a good idea.


Alrighty then.
We be cool.

 

ApplePie, Ala American Pie.
lmao.

Would i have to use a condom if i do it with a melon?
Seems as if the citrus would sort of get in my urethra and cause some discomfort.
Is there citrus in a melon?

 

Like warm apple pie..... ha ha ha

 

Any hot ladies around my age seriously want to cyber?
or recommend me some hot porn.lol
i totally want to jack off right now

 

Your statement; " What vagina feel's like..." Man , sex with "thee' lover: IS>
Prioty # 1!; please HER vagina .. . # 2 then fully accept the full pleasure your lover's cunt provides to the (selfish) penis ( actually YOUrs)--

Not pleased enough?----buy a vibrator, flashlight, follow suggestions
or other thread posters, not limited to banana peels, melons--use warm lotion held by your fisted hand and.... (^_~) :-0)))

To know the male's feeling of a climax while his lover enjoys HER orgasm--HE---provided---- and he enjoys 10 fold---cannot be explained---except It's FANTASTIC---countries have gone to war so their male soldiers may fight for days--to have the spoils of war--lasting no more than a few minutes...., if not--seconds-----......


Please tell us all of the suggestions to stimulate a REAL vagina. Why? Because once your penis is engulfed within the folds of a vagins's tissues vibrating, sucking--your cock deeper and deeper into the....

No!--why not:????

Give yourself an enema with warm water, watch porn vids--in the nude and masturbate!!!!

 

A velvet glove...
A flesh tuxedo...
HEAVEN !!!

 

so you had a girl, and you still didn't have sex? damn man, that sucks

seriously, I'd take whoever's advice it was that said to just go out and find a chick to fuck. Or do yourself a favor and until you feel you're ready emotionally and mental to fuck a chick, don't jerk off or fuck any objects or anything, that way you won't take no for an answer, and you'll eventually HAVE to find a chick to fuck in order to get off at all.

I mean seriously, you're 21, go to some clubs, I fuckin wish I was 21 man, I'd clean up at clubs, and I should kick you in the balls for not taking that opportunity!

seriously though, take the advice, you'll be glad you did

 

Alrighty.
i called up some mates.
I guess i am going clubbing tonight.
wish me luck.

 

oops! sorry...me and thinking don't get along too well sometimes.

hahahaha, i'm looking for the same thing man....have fun at the clubs!

 

Pussy

Dude, just go buy some from a nice hooker... Double wrap that little fucker though