An elderly English gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready."

The English gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. All Englishmen have to show their passports on arrival in France !"

The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.

Then he quietly explained.

"Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D- Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any fucking Frenchmen to show it to"

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

 

I dislike the language, not the women.

 

I've come to the realization that a porn forum is the wrong place to discuss war history...war and porn, that would make an interesting thesis for my class though.

 

je crois que vous pouvez toutes aller vous faire enculer avec tout vos propos envers les français. Merci et bonne soirée bandes d`enculer!

 

You're right. Nobody here seems to realize that xnxx is a French site.


enculer = lick my ass

 

Thats y i call "french fries" FREEDOM FRIES VIVA AMERICA

 

your knowlodge of the french language makes me laugh, and in the french argo( agro = french slang for your you americans who have no knowledge of the world outside the us) enculer does not mean lick my ass in the statement, l2french before stating a definition

 

je suis allemand, mon ami, et j'ai trouvé ce definition dans mon dictionnaire.

And I really think this forum should be about love, not hatred!

 

ah kool, In Januar war ich in Deutland. Entschuldigun, ich will nicht dir beleidigen. ( scuse mon allemend n'est pas parfait) mais je te croyais pour un autre américain stériotipique qui rit sois de ma culture ou de 'l'atitude' des français.

 

et merci dans tout tes posts d'avoir défendu la France, et ces vrai, les américain entre toujous dans la guerre 4 ans après qu'elle a commencé et ils se croivent des héros...... chaque guerres ces pareils, il faut les missions les moins dangereuse avec la meilleurs équipement, mais il on toujours le plus de morts XD..... hmm je crois qu'ils sont de bons soldats.

 

I agree with that
But ... You know, a porn forum is the right place to find assholes from everywhere

 

Great line by Seth Myers, 'Weekend Update' anchor, on NBC's Saturday Night Live, April 12, 2000...

"A topless photo of Carla Bruni, the model turned French first lady, was sold at auction for $91,000 to someone who is clearly not familiar with Google image search."​

 

we absolutely don't give a shit of the name you give to your fries, stupid guy....

kiss from France

 

ROFLMAO. Are you serious?

 

As a nation, you certainly eat enuff of them.

 

Remember when Germany controlled France............man those were great times. You guys were alot better then. Maybe you should join back up with them, ya know start a reunion tour or something.

 

non mais sérieusement, c'est quoi tout ces propos, pro-américains, certains de vous sont limite nazis avec leurs idolations germaniques.
Je vous signalent que les américains ont une étiquette en france qui les mettent dans le meme sac que le président bush au niveau idéologique, je suis d'accord que l'on parle de sexe dans ce forum, mais arrêtez de parler sur la france en elle meme!!!



and for information "enculé" is NOT ,ass licking but, it's the fact to be penetrated by a dick in the ass(i don't know the exact term in english)


peace

 

Amen to that brother...

 

We Brits hate the French because WE CAN.

On the side Why are French streets lined with trees. So the Germans can march in the shade.

 

the french think their so much better then americans! it pisses me off!