1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    I buy a newspaper to wank off to the Page 3 lady !


    Do you scream when you cum or tip toe quietly through the tulips ?
     
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  2. ImpyKim

    ImpyKim Porn Star

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    I scream loudly and role passionately through the tulips ready for the next!

    Do you ever wander lonely as a cloud?
     
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  3. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Occasionally


    How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, and why was he chucking wood anyway ?
     
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  4. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    3, because.

    Have you ever been given the run around?
     
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  5. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Nope -but I've been a square peg in a round hole if that helps ?

    Have you ever wanked yourself off whilst live on the radio ?
     
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  6. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    No.


    Have you ever felt the pelt of a rabid rabbit?
     
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  7. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    No, but I did have one once with mixamatoasties - he was SHITE as a master of ceremonies!!

    Ever been caught out dipping your wicket in Woollies window on a wet Wednesday afternoon?
     
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  8. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    No.


    Have you ever Rogered the boogley?
     
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  9. BlackRose

    BlackRose Princess of Darkness

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    Sorry not today

    Have you ever unscrewed your head and replaced it with a better fitting one?
     
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  10. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    No ( I can't afford it)

    Have you ever noticed that sometimes you're the only one that notices things?
     
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  11. onenauhgtygirl29

    onenauhgtygirl29 The Nauhgty Night Prowler

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    I've noticed that.





    Have you ever pinched yourself to make sure you weren't dreaming?
     
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  12. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    Yes


    Have you ever made yourself all sweaty dreaming about something?:rolleyes:
     
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  13. onenauhgtygirl29

    onenauhgtygirl29 The Nauhgty Night Prowler

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    More often lately.;)





    Have you ever been to Spain ?
     
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  14. chainsaviar

    chainsaviar the kittens meow

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    no but*sings* i can see the res taillights heading to spain


    have you ever broken a bone?
     
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  15. onenauhgtygirl29

    onenauhgtygirl29 The Nauhgty Night Prowler

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    No, but I thought I did last week!





    Have you ever eaten dog food just to see what it tasted like?
     
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  16. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    Yes. I needed the money :cool:


    Have you ever done shots of gravy?
     
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  17. onenauhgtygirl29

    onenauhgtygirl29 The Nauhgty Night Prowler

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    Noooo...




    Have you ever felt like you couldn't stop smiling?
     
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  18. chainsaviar

    chainsaviar the kittens meow

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    yes'm. whenever we chat....lol
    have you ever slept with your boss
     
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  19. lollylover

    lollylover Porn Star Suspended!

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    NO... not even to get a promotion :D


    Have you ever walked on the wild side... and found it all very tame?
     
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  20. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    No - I've walked on tame side and found it very LAME!!

    Ever been to see a man about a dog, only to find out it was a hog, sitting on a log in a bog?
     
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