1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    No

    Have you ever thought you were going to sleep with a sheep, but it turned out to be a ram and now your going to have a lamb?
     
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  2. Miss Alice

    Miss Alice Alice In Pornoland

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    No, but I hear that happens in New Zealand quite frequently :eek:

    Have you ever slept with someone and woke up in the morning, looked at them and wanted to be violently ill?
     
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  3. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    OMG YES!! Beer goggles have a LOT to answer for!!

    Ever taken a leak on peak?
     
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  4. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    Your conception....probably.....

    I do remember having a piss on Cader Idris......

    Does that count?

    Ever slid down on mountain on your arse?
     
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  5. lollylover

    lollylover Porn Star Suspended!

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    No.... fallen flat on my face a few times, though...


    Have you ever peeeked at a peak?
     
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  6. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    No but I've eeked at a geek

    Ever been wooed by a ghoul while being shod by the plod?
     
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  7. lollylover

    lollylover Porn Star Suspended!

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    I've spooked by a gook, does that count?


    Ever been stuck in a lift with a creepy guy who resembles the escaped slasher the police are looking for? :eek:
     
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  8. ImpyKim

    ImpyKim Porn Star

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    Darn no but ive tried many times!

    Ever laughed in the face of danger and spat in the eye of peril?
     
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  9. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    I'm never condescending towards myself.


    Have you ever been to the edge, then stood there and looked down at the abyss?
     
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  10. ImpyKim

    ImpyKim Porn Star

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    Not yet but you promised to take me!

    Have you ever cast out your net when you knew it was wrong?
     
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  11. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    No.


    Have you ever been told your beauty is a gift from the Gods?
     
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  12. ImpyKim

    ImpyKim Porn Star

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    No - my daughters maybe!

    Have you ever stood on top of a tall building and been tempted to pee over the edge?:D:D
     
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  13. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    Yes~


    Have you ever been nothing but a hound dog?
     
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  14. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    No, I was POUND DOG but got adopted by a kangaroo

    Ever seen the light of a thousand torches as they approached to burn the ogre under the bed?
     
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  15. ImpyKim

    ImpyKim Porn Star

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    Yes - quite excitng actually

    Ever wing walked naked over the Vatican
     
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  16. TheLoveBug

    TheLoveBug Porn Surfer

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    Frequently.

    Ever enjoyed the naked and frisky company of 8 other people in a hot tub?
     
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  17. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    Yes~


    Have you ever had a 71?


    That's a 69 with 2 fingers in the ass.
     
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  18. ImpyKim

    ImpyKim Porn Star

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    No - have I missed out?

    Have you ever had sex in a lift?
     
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  19. TheLoveBug

    TheLoveBug Porn Surfer

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    Never heard that one, so I couldn't tell ya.

    Ever get naughty with foreign waiters on a cruise ship?
     
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  20. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    YES - I was the inspiration for 'Love in an Elevator' Lol - no I wasn't, but I HAVE

    Ever been out foxed by a vixen of ill repute?
     
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