1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    All the time.


    Have you ever been trapped under ice?
     
  2. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    No, but I have been snow blind.


    Have you ever taken a shot in the dark on the road to nowhere?
     
  3. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    Yes, the last time i was on the crazy train.

    Have you ever barked at the moon?
     
  4. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    Yes~ , I was somewhere in time.


    Have you ever found a no leaf clover?
     
  5. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    I collect them.

    Have you ever been thrown out of a tavern?
     
  6. SexyAssBitch

    SexyAssBitch Porn Star

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    Oh!!!! Yes most definatly.I think it was indesecent exposuer;)and a few outher things.

    Have you ever bobed for Apples?;)When it wasn't Halloween.
     
  7. pimp ur mom

    pimp ur mom Xnxx's Latino Pimp

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    NO.... :(

    Have u ever gone a restaurant and said it was ur birthday just for the free desert when it really wasn't ur birthday?
     
  8. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    No.


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  9. BlackRose

    BlackRose Princess of Darkness

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    Yes!

    Have you ever embraced the deafening silence?
     
  10. ~Orpheus~

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    It's always ringing in my ears.


    Have you ever been pegged with a road apple?
     
  11. BlackRose

    BlackRose Princess of Darkness

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    Nope, but road kill stew sounds mighty tastey!

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    ;)
     
  12. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    Yes, just recently as a matter of fact.:)


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  13. Maxwell69

    Maxwell69 Newcumer

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    NO, have you ever bbq a pineapple then screwed it and served it to a couple on their honeymoon?
     
  14. pimp ur mom

    pimp ur mom Xnxx's Latino Pimp

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    no......

    have u ever watched family matters and posted on these forums?? lol
     
  15. BlackRose

    BlackRose Princess of Darkness

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    Don't think I could possibly accomodate the fucking of a pineapple.

    Have you ever wanted to show up at the door of an XnXX forumite just because he\she got the best of your curiousity?
     
  16. SexyAssBitch

    SexyAssBitch Porn Star

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    Hmmm!! Yes and i do have to say she booked a awsome room for the wekend and check out aint till 1:00pmSun;)

    Have you ever wanted a weekend not to end?
     
  17. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    Yes~, each and every one.


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  18. BlackRose

    BlackRose Princess of Darkness

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    Yeap! This one :kiss:

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  19. ~Orpheus~

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    Only the ones that are worth reliving.:rolleyes:


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  20. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    Yes~
    *puts on coon-skin hat, buffalo hide poncho, grabs gun and heads out the door*


    Have you ever poured log cabin syrup on your aunt Jemima?