1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Forey

    Forey Porn Surfer

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    No, havent got any neighbours in close cheese sniffing distance, but I like the idea!.

    Thx 4 the chat Kiwi neighbour! Nite...
     
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  2. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    My neighbour's a vegan - no dairy products at all :eek:

    Ever tuned into a farming programme and become enthralled by the weather reports?
     
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  3. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    Only when it's partly cloudy, to partly sunny.


    Have you ever licked four day old meat?
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  4. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    No, but I've advised people to do it to 'test for freshness' :cool:

    Ever solved a monkey puzzle tree?
     
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  5. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    I only supply the ingredients.

    Have you ever been rolled and baked?
     
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  6. vampboi

    vampboi Porn Star

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    nup

    have u ever lost ya voice from licking to much pussy
     
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  7. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    No, but one time my lips and tongue swelled up from licking to much pussy.

    Have you ever had your nuts in a sling?
     
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  8. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Nope

    Ever wanked off thinking about a Vice President Candidate?
     
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  9. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    Only just recently


    Have you ever wanked off from just thinking about wanking off?
     
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  10. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Hahahaha - nope - well not yet anyway

    Have you ever heard of a moose burger before ?
     
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  11. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    I like mine with extra cheese.:rolleyes:


    Have you ever gone down under on some fromunda cheese?
     
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  12. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Yes or no - what was the question again?

    Ever stepped on a steep steeple with a stethoscope attached to your sternum?
     
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  13. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    No, but i once had a slick sucker slipping on my scrotum.

    Have you ever had a scrotum face plant?
     
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  14. crevasshole

    crevasshole Sex Lover

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    No but I have been teabagged before.

    Have you ever DP FISTED a cow? (I have)
     
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  15. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    No but I've masturbated a tup

    Ever wilfully walked in a windowless woom?
     
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  16. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    Of course.

    Have you ever went through a door only to find out you're still on the wrong side?
     
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  17. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    OMG!! Way to live my life for me eh?!! That ALWAYS happens to me!! Wait a minute - am I on the wrong side now? Hallooooooooooooooooooooo anybody there?

    Ever jimmied a jammed joist for jellybeans?
     
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