1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. BlackRose

    BlackRose Princess of Darkness

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    Yeap everytime I dance around your surface :rose:

    Have you ever just wanted a certain someone(s) to just show up and 'rape' you?
     
  2. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I HAVE wanted certain SOMEONE(s) to show up, but if I WANTED them to, it would hardly be rape...

    Ever called your lover Count Vlad because he impaled you so often???
     
  3. BlackRose

    BlackRose Princess of Darkness

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    LoL ... nope but I'd let him 'rape' me

    Have you ever wanted your youthful vibrant body back but with your matured knowledge?
     
  4. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    What is this knowledge of which ewe speak?

    Ever trampolined in time to a tune during Tizwaz?
     
  5. BlackRose

    BlackRose Princess of Darkness

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    nope but I've trampolined to the tunes of nuts & bolts bouncing about in my head during balance therapy. :excited:

    Have you ever sucked on a straw thinking of a special cock that you've only seen but wanna suck sooo bad?
     
  6. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Who want's a cock as skinny as a straw? OR for that matter, a straw as girthed as a cock? :eek:

    Ever danced for donuts for Dougall McDaid in Davidstown?
     
  7. BlackRose

    BlackRose Princess of Darkness

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    nope but I could make a Dunkin' Donuts run for you ... how's me wifie?

    Have you ever kissed a purple tree frog?
     
  8. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    I did - but he turned in 'the artist formerly known as Prince' and sang Purple Rain at me!! :eek:

    Ever flipped a frog a fiver for fun?
     
  9. Wafarer

    Wafarer Supreme Warlord Banned!

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    Wife?!
    No.
    Have you ever caught/killed frogs and ate them for a meal?
     
  10. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    Sometimes i even cook them.

    Have you ever licked a raw pussy,raw?
     
  11. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Yes, but not 'totally' raw...

    Ever heard a deer breathe?
     
  12. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    no, but I tried not to breathe when one was right in front of me

    ever regretted something you said, wehn you were drunk?
     
  13. formerly vodkanoj

    formerly vodkanoj Porn Star

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    No because that's when the truth comes out.

    Ever had a "happy ending"?
     
  14. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    ....hmmmmm.....a happy MIDDLE, but since there has been no ending yet, I guess not...

    Ever touched the Star of Bethlehem?
     
  15. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    I am the star of bethlehem :lol:

    ever met a virgin, who was pregnant?
     
  16. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    No, but I've known a pregnant pause or two

    Ever handled hot hollandaise sauce?
     
  17. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    yes....mh.....I love hollandaise sauce

    ever had hollandaise sauce with fries?
     
  18. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    No but I have had fried sauce in Holland :-|

    Ever jumped for joy with a joker named Joyce?
     
  19. the fox

    the fox A Feisty little Animal

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    no but i hit the cat in the hat with a bat

    eaver stolen food from your dates plate when thay were not looking
     
  20. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    I tried, but was thwarted when sporked in the hand :(

    Ever donated donuts to Donal in Donegal?