1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    *bitch slap*
    Your pain is my relief.


    Have you ever lied to yourself when you knew it was true?
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  2. Kill_joY

    Kill_joY Amateur

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    yep, everyday.. it's called addiction :(

    have you ever been scared to go to sleep
     
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  3. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    *bitch slap*
    Here's a fucking night-light pussy!


    Have you ever been addicted to being a dick head?
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  4. bug24

    bug24 Porn Star Suspended!

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    ' story of my life....

    Have you ever had a solid turd? -like rock solid, no malleability whatsoever?
     
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  5. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    I doubt it. It's not my practice to test the malleability and ductility of my turds.



    Have you ever soiled the floor in 3 rooms with diarrhea before making it to the toilet?

    (How'd this string get so shitty?)
     
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  6. Brother Prophet

    Brother Prophet Porn Star

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    NO.....

    HYE watched someone that is drunk try to make a call on a calculator, thinking it was their cell phone?
     
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  7. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    No.

    Have you ever planted a garden and then watched a chipmunk pull up your beans and eat the cotyledons off the bottom of each sprout as soon as they started to grow?
     
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  8. xbreetx

    xbreetx Amateur

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    Can't say that I have.

    Have you ever been elk hunting?
     
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  9. mandmd

    mandmd Porn Star

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    NO



    Have you ever climaxed while giving head to your significant other??
     
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  10. bug24

    bug24 Porn Star Suspended!

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    No. I don't think it even works that way...

    Have you ever had crab lice?
     
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  11. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    No.

    HYE eaten crab?
     
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  12. Brother Prophet

    Brother Prophet Porn Star

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    Yeah, thought it was rubbery..

    HYE eaten squid?
     
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  13. caracol101

    caracol101 Sex Machine

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    no

    how about sushi.
     
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  14. Brother Prophet

    Brother Prophet Porn Star

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    Yes all the time.

    HYE wanted to just start masturbating for no apparent reason?
     
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  15. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    No. Only because I'm horny or it feels good.


    Have you ever quit masturbating just because you got sleepy?
     
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  16. krissy'shot

    krissy'shot Resident Muse

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    Ha! N:excited:! That's how I rock myself to sleep!

    Have you ever INTENTIONALLY gotten caught with your pants down, so to speak???
     
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  17. Low~slung

    Low~slung Porno Junky

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    Not intentionally... by accident yes!

    Have you ever worn PVC / Latex clothing in public?
     
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  18. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Vinyl Raincoat - yes.


    Have you ever had fried cottonmouth and beer for breakfast?
     
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  19. bug24

    bug24 Porn Star Suspended!

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    No, but I've been fried and had cottonmouth, so I needed a beer.

    Have you ever quit a job?
     
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  20. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Yes, I have quit many jobs and been laid off many times.

    Have you ever been discharged from a job "for cause?"
     
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