That narrows it down. A round container with the screw lid...lol
Not being critical, how else for you to answer a question like that?

I also do this all the time but generally friends or family not the wife, she gets plenty of cum...lol

I hate to dignify the question, but there the small little boutique bottles that women relish and pay too much for. And no you do not just cum on top and close the lid, unless you want to be caught, of course. Stir your cum in, close to the surface, so that it's not too diluted and then screw on the off the top. Just concentrated enough they get a nice application without being obvious.

I literally just did that to my neighbor about a month ago while checking in on her dogs for. It's either the face cream or the toothbrush...lol.

Take Care and have fun

 

A couple of days ago I found an area to park at that's quiet and private. I masturbated in my car with the door open hoping the guy that was fishing nearby would notice and come fuck me. I was so horny, though, so I came pretty fast. At least now I know where I can plan some clandestine meetings.

 

Nobody knows I love sucking cock or that I'm gay except the one friend I lost contact with. I really wish I still lived close to him,he was a good friend and he had a nice big cock that I loved to suck. He was a really good kisser and it felt so good when he ate my man pussy. The way he sucked my man tits which are not small made me so horny to suck his cock. Oh I miss it and him. I loved swallowing his yummy load and he mind.

 

My 18 year old cousin, Tyler, got wasted at a party and couldn't go home. He called me and I picked him up. At my place, he passed out on my couch. He's really cute, so I decided to have some fun. I got him stripped down to his boxer-briefs and white ankle socks. I licked his socks for a while (I've always had a sock fetish), then rubbed the head of my hard cock against his lips. I pushed the tip into his mouth a few times, making sure my precum got into his mouth.

Then I pushed him onto his back, pulled his dick out of the fly of his boxer-briefs, and started sucking. I smoked his pole for over an hour before he blasted in my mouth. I swapped all his delicious nut juice, then returned the favor. I straddled his chest, meeting my dick until I was about to nut. Then I pushed forward and pushed an inch of so into Tyler's mouth. I busted my nut right on his tongue. I milked the last few drops out onto his face and rubbed them in with the head of my dick.

 

YEARS ago, my first sexual encounter was with a compliant sow. She was very large, her vagina was just the right height and she contentedly ate and made no protest, while my cock was in her. It was glorious, to say the least. Unfortunately, she belonged to a neighbor and my visits ended after a couple of days.

 

That hot! nice story. There's something very erotic about a woman so sexually confident that she continues whatever she's doing, paying no attention to whoever is fucking and using her cunt. Just nonchalant about being fucked and cum in.

I once watched a friend fuck a woman around ten years older than he. She just leaned over the counter-top, one foot up on a stool while resting on her elbows, smoking a cigarette, all while she was was being fucked.

Can't remember who had to clean up the mess he left running out of her...lol

 

Drove over 400 miles naked on a trip when, I have also worked with my dick and balls exposed under my desk my current record for that is 4 hours

 

I love when my wife’s pussy is seen. Especially by people who really shouldn’t see her exposed. so I have left her pussy pics on the desktop of the household pc.

 

Nice thick pussy

 

She sent me those upskirts from her car where she was teaching one of her sons how to drive

 

Mmm fuck ya

 

Lucky your son wasn't looking or he might have wrecked unless she took them at a stop sign so he could see

 

Got a awesome BJ from one of my Nieces last year , Her Mother (my SIL) her and her sone came to visit, her sone went fishing with a friend and his boys, my wife and her sister went shopping leaving denise and I at the house, I went to my wood shop to work and she came in and watched me as I worked, we had a great talk and she told me how her husband had cheated on her and one thing led to another and they separated, I said she was a lovely lady and couldn't understand why he would do this, he told her she was not as talented in the sex as he wanted, she asked if i really thought she was pretty, I said yes and that any man would be lucky to have her, she asked even me, I said yes, she opened her blouse and I saw her perfect 32 year old tits, and got hard, she said to show my cock and I did she smiled and knelt down and proceeded to suck me off, she even swallowed, than the wife and SIl came back and we dressed , we could not find any private time the rest of their visit but we do plan on continuing when they return this year

 

Well I believe it was very naughty. So much fun and I can’t say what it was

 

Her boys have gotten lotssss of lioks at her pussy

 

I only tell on thos site about my brother and i when we were young. I loved to play with and suck him. He would do me so good

 

fair

 

Being fucked by my father and brother in-law at the same time. It was amazing! We would never tell our wives.

 

once I went to my dad's room and got him really high on meth and when I knew he was high I got up and went to his closet and started reaching up high for clothes and took down some jogging pants and changed right in front of him. I was wearing a gstring thong and in the middle of changing I dropped the pants on purpose and squatted down to pick them up. I looked back at him when I was on the floor and caught him rubbing is dick so I left the pants on the floor and crawled over to him and when I got to his knees as he sat in his chair I looked up at him still on all fours and said, daddy, may I see your cock? I bet it's big huh? he looked at me and didn't move or say anything so I unzipped his pants and pulled out his huge dick that was throbbing from the sight of me on my knees in a thong. I rubbed it for a second and then licked the bottom of it base to tip. I asked if he liked that and he nodded so I grabbed the base of his dick and shoved it all in my mouth and sucked and gagged on it until it shot his cum in my mouth without warning.

 

Fucked my wife while driving down the highway. Does that count?