I finally got my gf to let me bust on her face after months of complaining only sluts do that. I pull out point to her forehead and blast it on her. she sits up on the couch and gazes into a mirror and then her aunt walks right through the garage door. i just stood there naked but fortunetly it wasn't too bad. her aunt just went up stairs and she never said a word about the whole thing. i guess the same thing happened to her back in the day.

 

This isn't me but...

...there was a rumor that the really hot popular cheerleader in my school was sent to away b/c her mom and dad walked in on her right in the middle of a gang bang. something like 6 dudes and her. now thats a walk in

 

i was stoned out my face round mates house few years ago, i went for a shit, him and 2 others opened the toilet door for laff while filming it on phone, wasnt very fun for me at the time lol

 

I was in my room one night and feeling a bit raunchy. I had these playing cards with naked girls in suggesting poses on them that my then best friend had given me for my 16th birthday.
Anyway, my hand was working over time and the cards were all over my bed. I was so into it that I didn't hear my mum come in the room and say "You forgot to take your medication". I got the fright of my LIFE when she said it again. I almost jumped out of bed!
Her: What are you doing?
Me: .. my legs are itchy. I think I got bitten by something.
Her: Oh. Whats all over your bed.
Me: Cards. I was going to play solitare.
Her: Right. Take your tablets.

So very embarrassing!

 

one night my my freshman yr of college (2 yrs ago) i got piss drunk at a frat party and i ended up dancing with this girl, so after a while i remember her taking me up to the lesser used bathrooms in the house, i thought i had locked the door but being blitzed i guess i was wrong so then the girl pulls out my dick and as shes about to start sucking a couple of guys from my football team walk with my dick hanging out. so i said whats up guys, stuffed ti back in my pants and went downstairs again, in the end we ended back in the girls room where i got a nice long blowjob thanks to whiskey dick. but later it became more embarassing because the girl turned out being not the best looking so i got a little razzing during the next practice.

 

Think it's a toss up between two events for me.
First one was when I was 16. My parents had a whirlpool bath. They were suppose to be gone all night to chaperone some sleep over event at the church gym. So I invited this girl over and we decided to fill the whirlpool tub with bubble bath. We used way too much of the stuff and suds went everywhere. Just then my father comes home because he had forgotten something and finds the two of us naked trying to clean up the suds in his bathroom. All he told me was not to fuck her in his bed cause he did not want my stepmom thinking he was cheating on her.
Other was a couple of years ago. My wife and I were in our bed and she had gotten rather loud. We then here our youngest daughter banging on our bedroom door, crying in fear and yelling if her mom was alright. Apprently we had woke her up and she thought my wife was hurt.

 

Umm.. That would be my dad walking in when I had a dildo up my ass.. He didn't notice.. Just opened the door, slammed it back shut and started apologizing

 

my g/f & I were baby-sitting. The kids all asleep so we went at it on the floor behind a dining room table about 25 ft from the door ... the parents came home earlier than expected... the dad first... I think he tried to bide some time for us so we could save face as he juggled the key out of the door... they said nothing... but I felt so embarrassed next time he saw us he was humming a love song.

 

oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd. wow. i'm stilll . wow.

 

When first married to my present, wife we had a long distance relationship, getting together whenever we could in between our locations. We had met in a little cabin on the Bay of Fundy in New Brunswick Canada for a weekend of lust and I forgot to lock the door. I was happily pleasuring her with oral sex, my big ass sticking up in the air when a middle aged lady, who was a t the wrong cabin opened the door!! With a gasp she said sorry and quickly retreated. Later when we saw she and her husband they seemed more embarrassed then we did, couldn't look at us. They looked like a really up tight couple and I only hope we gave the lady some ideas for her husband to carry out, by the look of them I don't think they ever heard of oral sex. Who knows maybe we livened up an otherwise dull marriage! Funny thing was they had Penn. plates and so did my wife at the time.

 

When my ex-wife and I were dating I found out that a local truckstop had a movie room for truck drivers to watch movies for free. Being the cheapskate that I am we ended up there one night watching a movie. Well the movie really sucked and since we were the only ones watching it we started making out. Since she was in a skirt with no panties I end up down between her legs eating her pussy. This went on for a whilewhen we heard a voice say "ahem, do you realize you are on camera?" Needless to say I jumped up right away and saw the manager standing there with a shit eatin' grin on his face. Well we gathered ourselves to make a hasty exit and realized on the way out from everyone elses grins that there were several monitors in the place and no telling how many people had been watching. ....You know it was a long time before I had the nerve to go into that place again.

 

Uhh my older sister caught me masturbating in front of my computer once. All she said was "At least I know your not gay." lol

And when I was 13 my mom found my porn stash, she just laughed though. She did get rid of it though .

 

that was about my reaction. to top it off i was on this site

 

what were you masterbating to??



yes, i'm a pervert. :-E

 

So am I, Umm.. That day was one of the Ass pictures threads..

 

1) When I was about younger, it was my fathers birthday. I was sent out to my friends house because my parents where going to be going to dinner.

I went home earlier, my parents didn't know... I saw both my parents car outside... I had not seen my dad that day, so wanted to wish him a happy birthday. I didn't make my presence known but went around the house looking for him.

I walked to a game room my dad had, the door was open and I walked in. I found my mother on her knees naked in front of my dad who was fully dressed. You can guess what was happening. I understood that day what "Deer Caught-in-Headlights" means.

2) My ex-husband had been out of town, this happened when I lived in Florida. I lived in Fort Lauderdale, and he was in Tampa.

I had invited someone who I had been seeing on the side for months, we where in the living room having sex when the door opened... and he walked in.

 

17 year old son walked in on me and wife of 24 years during rare blowjob...he knocks now.

 

Mine was during my first semester at Texas A&M, I lived in a coed dorm and for the first few weeks I had no room mate. So I met this foreign exchange girl from austria and we would go back to my dorm and culture ourselves. One day she comes over with stocking and a corset on and I was like " oh hell yes" and we get to it. during the middle the dean and my new room mate open the door and see us and close the door. They come back like 30 minutes later after she was gone and are like damn dude that chick was fine as hell. good times

 

mother in law walked in on me just as i started cumming
watched me shoot all over myself , smiled and walked out
later wife asked me about it she thought it was so funny i got caught

 

Recently had another one. I was up late a couple nights ago staying at the in-laws and I was playing with my wife's nintendo ds. Then I got a little horny so I started going to town while masturbating to the image of a little Japanese girl that looked a lot like strawberry shortcake....not my proudest moment....and swear to god right after I blew my load my mother in law walks in shouts "Oh my god! I'm sorry!" Only to have her ask my wife awkwardly if she thinks I might be a pedophile. ugh...........