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  1. KinkySurfer

    KinkySurfer Porn Surfer

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    I really want to have sex with my mom. Lately i have been going onto alot of mom/son incest sites & Masturbated over them while thinking about my mom. I think i should have sex with my mom & then maybe i will get over this incest phase. She dosnt know that i want to have sex with her. We have just a normal relationship that any mom and son would have. Can anyone give me any tips on how to get sex with her? I know she has a dildo & i know where she hides it so i think i could use that somehow? Please help :) Thanks
     
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  2. porter

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    -_-
    Just don't. And if you really want to, be as blunt and straightforward as possible.
     
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  3. Robopoop

    Robopoop Sex Lover

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    This'll probably be a toughy for you since a lot of conventional moms see thier relationship with thier children as nothing more as parent to child, but thats my point of view from where I'm from. If I tried with my mom, I'd be kicked out of heavily traditionalist family.

    I dont have any useful tips but you can try a subtle approach. You'll need to be observant though and quite an elusive bugger with sharp enough eyes to watch how your mom moves along with her sex life. If that doesnt float your boat, then you could try a more direct method by asking what your mom thinks about incest. Find something to get her to talk about her views on the subject, like an article or newspaper headline. Ask questions out of the guise of curiosity and keep the convo as natural as mother and son talking normally to each other. If she expresses negative views, you can immediately forget about it. If she expresses some curiosity or even positive interest, then you can start making plans, which I cant do for you at that point.... Maybe then you could ask about having sex with her...?
     
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  4. hotjenny

    hotjenny Porn Surfer

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    please dont do it
     
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  5. Bishop

    Bishop Porn Star

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    sorry to burst your bubble,but the shit you see on the internet is probably fake.

    and naturally its not as easy or as smooth as it looks.
    infact,id go ahead and not try it.
    because on the HUGE chance she's gonna freak out,you'll end up fucking up the relationship between you two. then you wont even have a mother,son relationship.

    life isnt a porno.
    haha..
     
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  6. ~Orpheus~

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    Ask her out on a date. Take her to dinner and a show, but don't try anything on the first date. The second date you should take her to a bar and get her really fucked up.
    Then when you get back home with her, you can make your move.

    Good luck to ya!!
     
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  7. Username68

    Username68 Amateur

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    Don't. Just don't.
     
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  8. Kimiko

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    So be sweet and kind to mother
    Now and then have a chat
    Buy her candy and some flowers or a brand new hat
    But maybe you had better let it go at that
    Or you may find yourself with a quite complex complex
    And you might end up like Oedipus
    I'd rather marry a duck-billed platypus
    Than end up like old Oedipus Rex!

    -- Tom Lehrer
     
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  9. porter

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    Says you. . . :rolleyes:
     
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  10. Bishop

    Bishop Porn Star

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    Oh yes. im sure your lifes a porno..
    a GAY porno.

    BURN
     
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  11. porter

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    Is that why you like me now?
     
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  12. Bishop

    Bishop Porn Star

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    because your gay?
    sure.............
     
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  13. Lascuevas

    Lascuevas Porn Surfer

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    Here's what to do

    First; move her dildo. in the same drawer, just move it over. And mov her things around in her underwear drawer. She would know you did it and find it exciting that you were in there.
    Then while you are alone sometimes, werar your underwear only. if possible have a little hard on. Make sure she sees. Sit next to her towatch a movie. put your foot up on her lap. Have her do it too and give her a foot rub. Eventually just play with her foot and move up. If she doesn't object, moving in for sex would be easy.
    Let me know how it goes, ok?
     
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  14. Bishop

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    you people are acting like this is some random chick,not his mother.
    Its not like getting a girl drunk at a bar,or flirting. its your mom.... its not going to be an easy thing,if it at all happens.

    and its certainly not going to be like a story on xnxx or a porno you saw.
    most moms..would have a serious issue with the idea of this
     
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  15. Spiderlord2213

    Spiderlord2213 Sex Lover

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    Getting with Mom

    Ok I have a few ideas. Do you wanna fuck her and be done with the fantasy, or do you want to have sex on a weekly/whenever basis?


    Don't listen to the other people saying "take her to a bar and fuck her up" then its gonna be hard for ur mom to trust u and therefore u will lose the 1 person in our life that will always love u.

    ok 1st. I'm guessing since u wanna nail ur mom, that ur dad is out of the picture, ok what I would do, Is walk around the house naked. and when ur mom is passing ur room, stroke ur cock off, to give ur mom the idea in her mind, that "wow my son is large and is open with his nudity, then if she asks u to help her with something walk up behind her and gently graze ur cock against her ass

    so she knows whats hitting it. You have to time it just right, too soon will cause a "OMG what are you doing" response

    however u want to tease her every bit you can, either walking around the house nude or bumping into her and having different parts of her body slide across the tip of your dick. sooner or later she will ask you whats up and then you have to be honest and take her hand and place it on your shaft and see where it takes you.
     
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  16. porter

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    If I'm so gay, why do I find you attractive?

    I also agree with the quote. Your mom isn't a girl in highschool that you can go after.
     
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  17. piggit

    piggit A Fine Wine of a Woman

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    Bishop's right ... life isn't a porno.

    But hey, if you're set on the idea, do us a favor and let us know how it went.
     
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  18. Spy_Vr_spy

    Spy_Vr_spy Porn Surfer

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    Dude to tell you the truth ...Don't do it ..if you try any thing be ready to feel the wrath of your dad ...and plus why wast your time thinking about your mom when you can be going after girls your age or older ..Much better and would be alot nicer then haveing a broken leg or arm or even both....this fantasy of yours is not really one you need to follow shit's dirty dude and not right .. and say you did get with your mom ..there will always be the "VERY ODD" feeling is going to haunt you .. and plus if your cool with your dad why would you want to hurt him like that ??? Sorry i'm just blunt sorry if i offended any one but if you hate the way i think then F your life
     
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  19. Bishop

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    because i have a manly face? lmao.

    yea,im pretty sure if he went about fucking his mom like shes some random teenage girl.he'd get kicked out of the family rather quickly
    thats an extremely fragile situation...that should actually be kept in his fantasies
     
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  20. bigcobra

    bigcobra Porn Surfer

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    Don't do it....fuck someone elses mom.
     
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