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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Peter-trucker

    Peter-trucker Porno Junky

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    :pReally big bowl of beans..let nature take its course:rolleyes:
     
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  2. 69zackxx

    69zackxx Porn Star

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    lol
     
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  3. amore1

    amore1 Porn Surfer

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    you could send a highly trained team of crack rescue gerbils in
     
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  4. 69zackxx

    69zackxx Porn Star

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    go to the doctors and ask if you can have a prostate examination. then if he asks say. how the fuck did that get there????:confused:
     
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  5. DonDillo

    DonDillo Sex Machine

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    Lol.

    Doctor: WTF is this?
    You: Uhhhh, what.
    Doctor: There is a dead gerbil in your arse!
    You: WTF? How did he get in there. Nibbles!!! NOOOOOOOO.

    *leaves*
     
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  6. bigestdog

    bigestdog Sex Lover

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    and i thought i was crazy!!!!
     
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  7. porter

    porter Basstard

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    Don't worry, you still can be.
     
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  8. kinky bastard

    kinky bastard lingerie lover

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    what if the gerbil gets hungry :rolleyes:
     
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  9. c-note

    c-note Porn Surfer

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    wow you have some fucked up friends
     
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  10. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    yeah right
     
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  11. newuser123

    newuser123 Porn Star

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    wtf dumbass
     
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  12. freakboy

    freakboy Porno Junky

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    alright well dude, idk but this is the time to say your basicalled "fucked" just go to the doctor
     
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  13. Pericles

    Pericles Incendiary Instigator and Sensitive Sage

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    What's the story behind the whole 'gerbil in the butt' thing? Is it an urban legend?

    My advice to you, Mr. I Have a Gerbil in My Ass, is to find yourself some new friends. Your current friends will assault you anally while you sleep and that's so not cool.
     
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  14. piggit

    piggit A Fine Wine of a Woman

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    I'm surprised to see anyone took this seriously.
     
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  15. icet

    icet Porn Surfer

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    Your freinds just turned into gay
     
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  16. Pericles

    Pericles Incendiary Instigator and Sensitive Sage

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    Pffft... like YOU'VE never had a gerbil inserted in your anus. Let's be honest people. We've all done it at some point.

    Give me high five Piggit. :D
     
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  17. piggit

    piggit A Fine Wine of a Woman

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    Actually, in my case, it was a ground hog. And he saw his shadow.

    Not like my anus is like a prairie, or anything.

    (FIVE)
     
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  18. scottystevens

    scottystevens Porn Star

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    Goddamn it !

    My hamster is gone...

    Are you sure it had a tail dude?

    Fucken rats...never where you want them to be...always in your ass.
     
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  19. 69zackxx

    69zackxx Porn Star

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  20. porter

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