Sounds like you deserve a trophy! And lucky for your lickees.

 

Haha YES! Id like to thank the academy...oh shit wrong speech.

 

I forgot to mention that the trophy is called
"Captain Astounding" ... how cool is that?

 

sweat first time

I was 17 and she was 16. Still the sweatest taste I've ever had. We had no clue what we were doing, but it was so good.

 

For me, it was the first few nights at college with a girl I just met. We started by just laying with each other watching tv, but then it grew to kissing and groping, and then she moved my hand to her pussy. One thing led to another and I started fingering her and eating her out. I still remember the best taste and smell in the world, and she's still the only one that has ever squirted on me during oral (and I absolutely loved it)...

 

I was 16, she was 15. Just fooling around at home with my gf at the time. She goes to the cupboard and gets the bottle of honey and squirts some all over my dick, then proceeded to give me a damn good blowjob. It was the first one i had had but still ranks up there with the best ever. Afterward I stripped her panties off and applied a little honey of my own. Man it was great, listening to her breathing get heavier and her moaning. She really went wild when I slid my middle finger slowly up her ass. She started cumming right then, but I still didn't quit. I brought her to 2 more orgasms before my tounge and jaw wore out.

 

Man... do I have a story about this.

I was 19 and a rip-roaring stallion. I was always watching those movies about the guy and the one night stand and he is a super stud or whatever. So I figured I could do the same with a girl I had just met.

So, I was making out with this girl, and I took down her panties... and was fingering her and she was fine with it. But I went down and kissed the power-flower, and she jerked back and said.

"What the hell are you doing?"

Nothing on this earth is quite as much bull shit as having the girl you are fooling around with say "What the hell" to anything.

 

My first time was actually with a girl I spoke about in another thread, about being caught masterbating. It was after a month of dating, when she decided to start giving me blowjobs, and i'd heared of eating pussy, and about the 69 position, but had never tried it.

She was on her knees giving me the very first blowjob of my life, and was totally naked, and here I was getting the first sucking of my life, with nothing to do but sit there. Well, while she's sucking me, I asked her what I could do for her, when she pulled me down on the floor, straddled my face, and told me to just explore with my mouth and tongue, and if I did it right, i'd know, and took my cock back in her mouth.

Well, I didn't know what to do really, but had seen it done on porn movies with guys going down and even girls going down, so I just started to probe and lick around and experiment, taking my hands to spread her cheeks and lips apart. I licked around her hole, and upwards toward what i'd seen on movies called a clit, and as my tongue hit her clit, she moaned loud, and started shaking, and I knew I had just found the spot.

I licked her clit, sucking it into my mouth, rolling my tongue around over it while I sucked, all the while she was moaning and shaking with pleasure, and really working my cock harder and deeper every time I hit the right spot. Well, I wanted to make her cum, and since I was driving her wild when I ate her right, causing my blowjob to be better and better, I just kept it up, even though I wasn't exactly sure of what I was doing, but I knew she was liking it, as was I.

The scent wasn't bad, and the taste at first wasn't what i'd expected. It wasn't smelly or tasted bad, but I didn't know that was what it tasted and smelled like. Up until then, I was a virgin orally. We had screwed before, and I had my cock inside her twat on a couple occassions, both missionary and doggy style, but we'd never tried oral until that day.

And, since that day, i've loved it more than anything. In fact, I could just eat pussy and not do anything else. If there were a job out there, professional pussy eater, i'd apply today...wouldn't have to pay much if anything, just as long as I knew she was clean, disease free, and willing.

 

First oral connection with a pussy

Well I definetly approched it with caution lol

 

Did it bite, Rusty??? Love your new avatar=it definitely fits you...

 

First time i ate pussy i was, hmmm maybe 15 or 16 i don't remember well enough but i was wicked nervous because i hadn't done it before and she had just blown me and i felt i had to give her something for it so i laid her back and went to work. i wasn't sure what was up so i went down kissing around a little bit. i used tongue and finger and when it was over she said it was good and i didn't care to mention i hadn't done it before

 

I have not had my girl-on-girl yet.

 

The first time I went down on my wife, she got so excited she farted up my nose.

Ya know, it really smells different when it's that close... undiluted, if you know what I mean!

Reminded me of that old TV skit on the Carol Burnett show where this goofy guy is talking about Siamese twins - elephants - born with the ends of their trunks grown together. One sneezes and the other's eyes get real biiiig... once we stopped laughing, anyway.

 

Sheer class DANK, sheer class - I just snorted water through my nose whilst reading that!

 

I snorted out loud and lmao too Farted up your nose? ROFL what a mood wrecker!

 

There is a new thread

Thats one waiting to happen. Who has ate pussy and been farted up the nose??

 

Curiosity got me back when I was 19 so about 8 years ago. My best friend and I went to the mountains for the weekend, got drunk in the cabin and well, we had our first girl on girl thing. I was scared at first, cause I was new at that, but then I just did to her, what I thought I would like and DAMN did we have a good time!!! We messed around several times a year for about 3 years. We still laugh and talk about that, but we are both married now and commited to our husbands, but I will never forget it!

 

First time i did it i disliked the taste and smell...

I love doing it now though I havent 'finished' what i was doing (so to speak) but i'm determined :-D

(Edit: Only done it a few times and first g/f btw, Mightve caused confusion there )

 

You should keep doing it sweetie...ask your husband, and I'll bet he'll say it doesn't count as cheating.

 

A long, long, time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, my girlfriend in college, (now my ex-wife and I, made it on my living room floor. Being inexperienced and very fumbly, I hadn't gotten her well enough prepared and she suggested that I lick her pussy. I did! and after seeing what it did to her, I developed a taste for it! To this day, I enjoy going down as much or more than actually having intercourse. It's kind of like Christmas! I enjoy giving a gift more than getting one. For me...breathing in the scent of pussy and treating my tastebuds to that sweet-sour honey...it is the best!