Gettin caught is always wild!!!!!11

Yea Baby!

 

OW that sounds nasty the only one to make me cringe so far.
So far never been caught ha ha that's right I'm as cunning as a fox that went to cunningham university and got a first in the skills to be cunning.

there were a few close calls and situations where i thought..... oh shit, but generally managed to escape uncaught. maybe I'll share them with you.

 

im the same way

 

Been caught only 4 times so far .....first time was by a friend, I kinda knew he would be spying on me after we went for a swim. The rest of the times the wife caught me jerking, but I kinda wanted her to catch me, it's kinda a kinky thing for me .

 

a new one for this thread

i was caught by my little brother using his n64 controller on my clit cause it vibrated it felt good. he was like wtf and walked out. i later found out he threw the controller away...oops

 

wow...that's one way to do it I guess

 

I have been caught once, and almost caught another time.

The time I was almost caught, I was about 17 and I was, of course, masterbating like crazy. Some days I would go 2-3 times within half an hour. Don't ask me how I did it, considering I did it constantly it was quite the feat.

Back then, when I masterbated, I would simply go into the computer room, and just fucking jerk it. I am one of those guys that gets so caught up that I soon stop caring and I just hope I don't get caught. Well, whenever I would wack off, I would watch some porn, then blow it in my left hand, being careful not to spill any. Then I would go and wash off in the bathroom.

Well, this one time, I turned on the sink, cleaned up, and went back to the computer. My mom came into the room and asked me "Why did you blow your nose on the sink-handle?" I was shocked. I realized I had used my jizz-catchin hand to turn on the faucet, and she had either confused my load for snot. Or had known and was trying to make it easiar on me.

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The time I got caught was by a friend. Her name was April, and we were really close. We had been friends since about fourth grade, and it was our junior year in high-school. Anyways, during that summer, I would constantly go to the indoor pool at the civic center and swim laps, because I have a ankle problem that I have had since birth and swimming was the best excersize I could do.

Anyways, I would always run over to her house, which was 2 blocks away and get her to come with. It was never that serious between us, and hell, even our friends didn't mention it because we had become such good friends. I never really felt anything for her, and I am not sure about her for me.

One week though, I had to stay with her and her mom because her mom ran the little summer acting thing that I did for fun.

I didn't think much about it, hell my family went over there all the time, and we were nearly cousins or something like simply from close asscotiation.

Well, on the third or fourth night I was over there, I finally had to wack off, just COULDN'T stand it too much longer.

So, I settled down in the basement bathroom cause no-one ever went in there, and I didn't even need porn cause I suddenly was finding myself thinking of April in that black bikini she wore, and her ridiculously tan and large tits.

She was about 5'2", which I love when the girl is shorter than me... and she just suddenly in an instant became appealing to me.

I started beating it, and by god she came downstairs. I heard her footsteps, but like I said earlier I am one of those heat of the moment guys. I just kept going.

She opened the door, LOOKED at my dick, SMILED, and walked away.

That night we played truth or dare, and by god... it was the best thing I think that has ever happened to me.

Sorry, got kinda long whinded there.

April sure was crazy.

 

A great story Biggie, and very well told....love the 'spunk on the handle' bit, very tactful of your mum.....:-D

 

Thanks alot

And I don't care what anyone says, I still love truth or dare

 

Well, I've never been caught myself, but when I was 15 my friend and I walked into his house after we returned from a movie, and his sister jumped up from the couch and she was all sweaty and had some ill camel toe going on... She ran downstairs and wouldn't talk to us, we just laughed and went and watched TV for about an hour... She and I randomly had a conversation about it later though but nothing happened.

(It was fall, the house was like 65 degrees, pretty damn cold actually..)

 

Well, the only time i've been caught whacking was the start of a relationship for me with a girl who's pants i'd been trying to get in for a couple years.

Sorry, but this will be a little long, so I can tell the story and explain.

I was 17 and she was 19, a senior, and as hot as fire, redheaded, green eyes, and a body that had all the guys drooling and wishing. I'd asked her out several times, only to hear, "No thank you, you're too young", or, "You can't handle this hot stuff", or, "You don't have enough dick to do anything for me". You see, I was quite overweight, and everyone use to say that a fat guy had a small dick, since "Things don't grow good in a shade"...haha.
Anyway, this went on for about 2 years, as we both were in the band at high school, and I would jack off to the thoughts of her and me, or see her in a bikini, which would give all the guys, and some of the adults, an instant hard on. When she would sashay by me, shaking her money maker, knowing it turned me on and made me horney, I would have to make time to sneak off to the bathroom or something and jerk off.

Well, the band went on a trip one fall to a band contest in Florida. We had several hotel rooms, with the normal guys on one floor, girls on anothe floor, and lots of chaparones to keep us apart. But, during the evenings before bedtime, many of the guys and gals would come into each other's rooms and watch tv, listen to music, and generally just be there....with a chaparone watching, of course. Only, this evening, everyone was on the beach, except me, who had come in to jerk off since this girl had me so turned on I couldn't stand it. I was in the room, alone, with the door closed, but in the bathroom with that door open. I didn't even think about the balcony and that door being open, or that anyone would come in, as they were all playing volleyball, or swimming.

Well, here I was jerking up a storm, and was about to cum in a piece of toilet paper, when a hand touches my shoulder. I almost freaked out, and as I turned to see who it was, my cock decided it was time to blow it's load, and I just turned around to spew my sperm all over....my redheaded hottie. I was scared to death from being caught, especially with someone touching me when I thought I was alone, yet when I turned around, I just started cumming. I hit her on her chest with the first shot, then the stomach with the next shot, finally with two more shots on her legs and feet, almost as if the pressure was high, then got lower on each shot.

I couldn't believe it, and she just stood there, shocked at first, with cum on her, looking down at my cock. At first, I said something like, Oh my God, and I'm sorry, and then finally the fact that I was alone, I thought, and my privacy had been invaded, I started saying something to the fact that she should have knocked. All this time, she just stood there, and then a smile came over her face, and then she did something I was totally unprepared for at that time....she grabbed me by my dick, pulled me to her, and started french kissing me, her left hand rubbing my cock all this time. This lasted for about a minute or so, then we broke our kiss, she stepped back, my cock still in her hand, cum still all over her, and she looked at me and said the words that I will remember for the rest of my life. "I love it when a guy cums on me. That's so hot and makes me so horney." She let go of my cock, told me she was going to have to clean up, she wiped off my cum with a towel, and left the room, and me.

I thougth for sure, yeah, she's gonna tell everyone about this and they'll all make fun of me or shun me or something, but she didn't. Instead, only a few hours later, she started hanging around me, coming into the room I was in to talk to me, and after the initial shyness and worry of her telling about this, I started to talk to her. From then on, we were close, and after we got back home from the band trip, she and I started dating, much to the shock of many of the guys and even her friends. Such a hottie and a not really fat, but overweight average looking guy together, dating, was unheared of, but she and I were unseparable for about 5 months, until she graduated.

Oh, and yes, she did change her mind about 'things growing in a shade' and about me having a small dick, since she saw the truth and liked what she saw, not to mention the painting with sperm she got. And, during those months, we had sex several times, but she always wanted me to cum on her instead of in her. It seems she had a cum fettish, and I was the start of it, and the one who she wanted to cover her all the time. I got inside her twat many times, or a blowjob, but always when it came time to cum, she made me pull out and cum on her face or tits or stomach...wherever it landed was fine.

After she graduated, and went to college, I never saw her again, and to this day, don't know whatever became of her. But I will cherish those days forever...and that hot body covered with my cum.

 

When our first child was born my mother-in-law came to visit. We lived in a one bedroom suite on the middle floor of a house. There was no spare bedroom for the mother-in-law, so she slept in the living room on the pull out couch.

My wife was really horny after the baby was born. I don't know why but perhaps because she couldn't have sex until the stitches where removed, and that was frustrating her. She was also a very fit 25 year old and we'd had a great sex live up to that point.

It was late in the evening and we had all gone to bed. She had snuggled up against my back and began stroking me. ( isn't this a kind of masterbation?) We got going for quite a while when the phone in the living room rang.

My wife and I ignored it as we figured the mother-in-law would get it. Hell, it was almost beside the pull out couch. However, the phone continued to ring several times before finally stopping.

Peace and quiet in the house again, and thankfully the baby hadn't been disturbed. My wife continued to stroke me and I was getting to that point of no return when the phone rang again.

Once more the mother-in-law ignored it.

I was so pissed off I jumped out of bed and walked naked into the living room with a full hard-on. I picked up the phone, (and get this), the call was for the mother-in-law.

I marched over to the pull out couch.

The mother-in-law turned her head toward me, which put my enraged and ready to blow cock about three inches from her mouth.

I said, "It's for you".

She paused for a second then said, "Which one?"

I could have strangled her.

 

Sounds like you actually want to be caught. You can tell us all about it, were all friends here. Ha, Ha

 

not yet but almost acouple of times

 

My brother's girlfriend once caught me when I was on the computer jacking off to a story on this very site.

She and my brother had been at my house for a couple hours previously and he had just gone out to the store to buy some wine, leaving me alone in the house with his girlfriend. She was downstairs watching TV while I was upstairs in my room. I had been surfing porn sites and downloading videos pretty much the whole day, but I had not yet jerked off so I was understandably eager to do so. I had thought that since she was watching TV and my brother was out she would have no reason to come upstairs, so I started to masturbate with the intention of cumming as quickly as I could.

Unfortunately, I was wrong .

I was jacking off to some story with an old rag to cum into at the ready, and as I began to feel that wonderful sensation I thought I heard something, but I suppose the lack of blood going to my brain at this time told me to keep on with the five-knuckle shuffle. And surely enough, just as all the situations seem to go, my brother's girlfriend walked in right as I began to cum. I whipped around immediatly but I think I was still cumming with my hand wrapped around my cock. She sort of spluttered something which might have been an apology and quickly shut the door.

Needless to say I was quite ashamed and spent the rest of the evening in my room hoping to avoid any contact with my brother's girlfriend. I didn't really care if she told my brother considering he was male and jerking off would clearly be second nature to him as well, but I had no desire to look her in the eyes whatsoever. Despite this I ended up catching a glimpse of her as she and my brother left the house for a party, and she sort of smiled at me knowingly, but nothing else was ever said about the incident.

Though I never seriously though it would happen, I was kind of hoping she would end up coming back to give me a night of mind blowing sex a la numerous xnxx stories, but nothing of the sort ever happened. Oh well, he's still seing her, so I guess there's still to hope for at least a blowjob.

I wish.

 

wow, definatly didnt think the stories would be that indepp |ol

 

i'd not been married long, and was at hubbys mothers, he was away for a few days. Anyway, laid on bed head back, legs spread carrot from kitchen firmily embedded in the pussy, stroking clit. Wham, door opens, and she fucking screams, come and look what shes doing, shes wierd, depraived all sort of things she said, floods of tears and F in law trying to peek. Cow still hates me now 20 years later. hubby not bothered, just asked me to keep carrott for private show when he came home.

 

Not yet, but I keep trying.

dick

 

Well, did you???

Hopefully you did. I love stories like that.

dick

 

Just invite her to watch. Then tell us about it. :-D

dick