WAY TOO FUNNY!!! :-D

 

Caught by Step-Mom

14 years old...she turned around and shut the door...never said a word about it....ever!
She did however knock before entering my room from thatday forward.

 

I was stationed in Germany in the early 70's. I was pulling duty in our barricks with another sargent at night. I had been up since 430 am and at about 1 am I was feeling pretty burned out. I told the other guy that I was going up to take a shower and change cloths. While I was in the shower the urge came over me and I just went with it. I was hard wet and stroking for record when I looked up and saw him watching me.
He was watching my hand working my hard on, so I thought what the hell and kept going. It was really exciting having him looking at me and I had one of those orgasums that actually hurts when you shoot. When I looked up he was gone. I got dressed and went down to the orderly room that was our duty station. I asked him if he liked it. He said that he was not gay, but it had turned him on. I told him that it was cool. He then excused himself and headed for the john. When he came back he told me he had to jo to relieve the presure. We stayed friends all the time I was there.

 

I've never gotten caught.

However one night when I was in our bedroom I started masterbating to a porn video.
My wife was in the shower and I was waiting for her to finish and walk in the bedroom
and intentionally have her catch me. I did startle her and she said it was a turn-on
so my masterbastion turned into a nice fuck-session.

 

when i was 13 i got caught masturbating by a lunch lady

 

Haha... what? the salad got you hot? Nice work!

My only time that i got caught was at a mates sleepover, when i was about 15, we were talking about sex (as happens at most sleepovers at that age). anyway, we were all having fun getting hot and all, so in the dark (the fire was slowly going out) i started rubbing my cock down the side of my boxer shorts, and, i realised too late, that i was going to blow and it was going to be hella obvious... so i just bailed, ran away into the bush (we were camping out the back of my place, on a farm) and let it go over there... when i got back, with my hardon so damn obvious under my shorts my mate goes, "Thanks, we didnt want the fire to get wet, it's having enough trouble as it is". I just sat there shatting myself, and later we all laughed about it, like it never happened.

T'n'F

 

I haven't gotten caught yet. I'm pretty good about knowing what is going on around me.

 

I got caught by my dad when I was 12. I was using the handle of my hair brush. He saw it all. Said he would buy me a dildo the next day.

 

i bet he would want to waatch you again.....but you got the dildo?

 

Cupcakes, did he end up getting you one?

 

It wasn't me, but hell, close enough!

Just last year I was in bed with my girlfriend and I had a friend, we'll say Adam, coming over soon. Nikki said she wanted a quickie before he go there so I obviously agreed. She did all the right things and I couldn't even hold back enough to give her hers. She said she didn't care, and that she'd take care of it herself, but wanted me to leave so I didn't get horny again.

So I walk into the den and Adam gets there and comes in (I have an open-door policy) and we start playing video games and talking. He says his controller is acting up cuz I just beat him 3 times in a row very badly. I tell him to go get another one, cuz he knows where they are:

In my bedroom.

I had totally forgotten Nikki was still in there. I hear the familar squeak of my doorhandle - that's when I remembered. My eyes got wide and I immediately heard a scream followed by "Get out, Adam!" He comes back to me and I'm litterally lmao.

I said "I'm so sorry, I totally forgot she was in there!" He just said "Thank you" and sat down. We sat there doing nothing until Nikki came out. We explained it all to her and I caught some crap, but all was fine.

A month or so after that, we were alll watching porn in my room with him sitting on the floor and she looks at me and smirks, then turns to him and asks him "Do you mind if Roy and I fuck - you don't have to leave if you don't want to." I didn't hear his reply, but we went at it. After I had gotten my clothes back on, I saw that he had been watching Anchorman on his portable DVD player with headphones and all. Personally, I think it was just cuz we were done.

 

My wife multiple times. Not at all a big deal. She knows I still like to stroke my own cock sometimes, so it's not unexpected.

I did catch a guy masturbating in a dry sauna once. I opened the door, he was laying down stroking his erection quite fondly. He stopped, but his cock was hard as a rock.

I did masturbate in a steam room a little while back. I was super horny and decided to start stroking my dick. There were three other guys in there watching me. I actually really enjoy showing my erection in the locker room.

 

Ain't never bin caught whackin off, but been walked in on while fucking by BOTH parents (at different times) Under 18 both times, and by my brother at least twice!! Noone ever knocked at our place!! If my parents wanted to talk to me, they would just walk straight in. Getting an eyeful soon cured my mum of not knocking, but I don't think my dad ever got the hint! Funny thing is, I never ever got caught anywhere else actually doing it... This is my mum after walking in on me the last time, colour and all!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAcoffcoff,fuck!HAHAHA!!coff!

 

Once my mom walked in my room while I was. She just said "oh" and then shut the door, and never spoke of it. I was still embarassed.

 

I don't think my parents ever caught me, though i think my mom thinks she did. I woke up one morning to hear "Oh! Sorry!" and my bedroom door slam. Apparently in my sleep I rolled over onto my back and lifted my knees in the air. I was still covered up and everything and as far as i'm aware I wasn't touching myself in my sleep or anything but she acted weird the rest of the day so I'm sure she thought I was up to something.

It's actually kind of surprising that my parents never caught me as I was quite good at putting myself in the position of being caught. I'd do it completely naked in the middle of the living room floor 15 minutes before I knew my parents would be home. Often going until the last minute, hearing the car pull in the driveway and bolting for my bedroom. Once I even did it there when my mom was at work and her boyfriend was asleep with the bedroom door open (their room was right off the living room). I kept stopping every few minutes just to make sure he was still snoring. I had my first orgasm that night.

The only time I have actually been caught was by my boyfriend. We've been together 6 years and I rarely do it in front of him (though he does it in front of me all the time without regard to how I feel about it... and usually I end up helping).

He went to a friends house for a few hours one night. I was actually pissed that he went out because I was horny but I said to hell with it, I'm going to enjoy myself!

I have my computer set up so that I sit in a recliner, use a wireless keyboard and mouse, and the monitor is to the left of the chair. I was sitting there watching porn and reading stories, my pants down around my ankles, using a vibrator, the lights out, and "real sex" playing on the TV with the sound down. Needless to say, I was seriously into it. I apparently thought he would be gone all night.

Luckly the door was locked so I hear him unlocking the door but I barely have time to shut the TV off when the door opens. My pants are still down, my vibrator is off but you can hear low moans from the computer speakers. I just froze.and stared at him.

He walks in, takes off his coat, sits on the couch and starts bitching about his friends girlfriend who he hates. He doesn't even look at me. Finally I start laughing and say, "Are you that oblivious?"

He looks at me and says, "What?" stares for a few minutes and then goes beat red! "Ohhh! I'm sorry!" he got so embarrassed he didn't seem to know if he was comming or going so I turned everything to my advantage and made him finish the job.

 

my second wife and I got caught together one time. The first few years we were married we were always horny and she liked to tease me while driving...One time she had my dick out and she had also taken off her panties and pulled her skirt up and I had my fingers in her pussy. We were on a four lane highway and a pick up started to pass us but when it was almost around it slowed down...I looked over and a woman was looking at us and laughing....she gave me the thumbs up sign and they went on their way....

 

Sugaree that was pretty funny about him not even noticing what you had been doing. You should turn some of your "almost being caughts" into some stories.

 

Got caught

I got caught when I was about 17. I was naked in bed one night (as usual) and masturbating. I live in an apt with my older cousin. My door was adjar and I thought she was asleep. So there I was masturbating, humping my hand. Just as I was about to explode, I turned and there she was standing at my door looking at me; with a smirk on her face. I did not stop tho. I continued through my orgasm. She never said a word about it.

 

never been caught but once in jr high my parents confinscated my laptop u can guess what they found im still feeling the shockwaves years later im lucky to still b alive considering their temper

 

Yes Ive been caught.

junior year in highschool my girlfriends mom walked in on us making out on the floor. Im still friends with her, but to this day her mom DISPISES me in everyway immaginable.

Been cuaght masturbating by mom and dad.

been cuaght with porno on parents computer when i 13.