I havent actually been caught, but did have had an embarassing incident a few years ago wen i was 16, I was watching a porn vid on my computer in my room, jerkin` like mad, once i`d came i went to the bathroom to clean my hands etc, when i went back into my room my mum was stood by my computer closing down the websites i`d been on, she just looked at me, didnt say anything, and walked out, I was soo embarassed, tryed to stay away from her as much as i could for the next few days.

 

Never been caught. Never come close to being caught. Guess I'm just methodically careful.

 

never got caught, came pretty close many many times. but i got caught lookin at porn the other day. my boyfriend took off from work and was playing Final Fantasy online (id like to burn that fuckin game) so i decided o log on here. nothing new, except im usually alone. so im on my laptop in the living room, looking at pics of Feanaur's cock. my boyfriend noticed a huge smirk on my face and decided to see what i was looking at. he sat down next to me so damn fast i didnt have time to change the screen. he saw Fean's cock on the screen and started yellin at me, and freaked out. WHOOOOPS. :mrgreen:

 

Well, don't get into trouble. I don't want to cause you any grief. If I am, I shall depart your presence. I am not one that likes strife. I know what it is like to have drama in a relationship, and would not wish that upon anybody.
What did he say? What happened? I would still like details...it is kinda hot, I guess. My slave getting caught looking at my cock. Yummy.

 

he just got mad as if he'd never looked at porn before. and dont sweat it, i just thought it was funny. if he wants to leave me he can go ahead. could u imagine what he would tell his friends if he did leave me??
"i left her cause she was lookin at porn."
thats the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard. :mrgreen:
plus, theres a lot more fish in the sea...

 

Yes, that's true.

 

MY roomates g/f caught me

When I was in the navy and living in a 2 man barracks, my roomate's girlfriend caught me.

It was a Saturday morning and I was onboard the ship the entire Friday night. Sometimes his g/f would stay overnight in the room when I had to stay overnight on the ship. I walked in my room, she had just showered and my roomate was finishing up. We bullshitted for a while and they headed out for the day. I then showered and noticed her panties on the bathrrom floor an immediatly grew a woody. I wanted to take a nap and because I was supposed to go clubbing later that evening and did not want to be a zombie. I put in a xxx flick, then started playing "Grand Master Piece Theater with my Fleshy Headed Meat Puppet" and then the dood flew open and SHE ran in towards the bathroom and stopped with her eyes wider than a truck, screamed and ran out. I was caught with my pants down with my right hand stroking Willy.

I ended up marrying her!

 

When in my late twenties, I got off work early due to a power failure. As I walked past the bathroom I heard the bathwater running and stuck my head in to see why.
My girlfriend,with her eyes closed, had her feet up on the wall on each side of the faucet, with a hard stream of water massaging her "sensitive" areas!
I got so turned on I joined in and stood by the side of the tub getting myself off. As I came came with my eyes closed, I shot completely over the tub and hit the opposite wall!
She had climaxed and was watching me as I got off.
Her next words were:"Your turn to clean the bathroom, stud!"
Later in our relationship, after a great night of sex, my male insecurity kicked in and I asked if I was "Good". She told me, with a smile,"Yes, but you're no faucet!"
eastsider

 

I'm EXACTLY the same way. But that's a good thing if you don't want to get caught.

 

Wow. What a close family, lol.

 

Daddy caught me when I was 11

 

Caught but was encouraged...read on

I don't know what category this falls under. I was caught by a co-worker, but she was already watching a porno movie of me.

Several years ago, I dated a co-worker and told her of a porno movie I had made with another friend. She in turn told another co-worker. One day I was out of work sick. Actually I was off work for about 2 weeks from a back injury. Anyway, my co-worker who found out about my video stopped in one morning unannounced to see how I was doing. We sold insurance door-to-door, so traveling was part of our job.

It must have been warm outside, because I was wearing a pair of gray cotton shorts. More like today's boxers, actually. Years ago, guys wore shorter shorts and it was the norm.

So after a little while of chit-chat about how I was and where she was working that week, she asked to see my "video". I was embarrassed as hell and said no way! HaHa. Well, she was persistent. She kept on and on and on begging me to see it. Finally I agreed to let her see just portions of the homemade porno move that showed my ass.

Me and my roommates at the time had a "L" shaped couch with the entertainment center holding the TV and VCR facing one of them. That was the one I was sitting on. She was sitting on the other couch.

Seeing her begging to see me made me horny and I was always one to sneak around and doing things with a danger of getting caught. Walking nude in wild open fields, masturbating in broad daylight with my legs crossed in plain view of my neighbors, etc.

So I look at her to make sure she isn't looking at me. She isn't. I slide my dick out and start stroking it. Precum is soaking my hand from the excitement. She is really into the movie and eventually she talks me into letting her see the movie uncensored. My cock is now in plain view. One quick look from her my way and I am busted so I am VERY careful to not be seen.

So I said "watching you watching me is making me horny" and I chuckled. She said..."I know!". I said "You know?". She says she has been watching me the whole time. I kinda freaked and asked HOW? She pointed out that she could see me in the reflection of the entertainment center glass door. !!!!!!!!!!!!

I then told her if she was going to sneak and watch me jack off, that she had to watch the REAL THING! With that, I moved over to her couch and climbed on it so my cock was only inches from her face and I shot off a load within a minute.

We never mentioned it again and we never did anything else.

 

i got caught once by my mom when i was 14.i was in the kitchen and she said 2 me that she was going 2 the shop so when i heard the door close i ran up 2 my room and took off all my clothes and started wanking.she forgot he purse and came back in but i didnt hear her and she came up 2 tell me and just when i was cumming she walked in and saw me shoot my cum onto the floor.she just said sorry and walked out

 

Only ever been caught once, but have had many near misses, especially in my early teens. Most of them i was in bed or the shower stroking away when someone wold burst in luckily i reckon i was able to scramble under the covers or behind the shower curtain in time to spare my blushs!

Worst near miss must have been around the age of 13/14, with the parents out i was in the living-room and flicking through the channels, with nothing on tele i was bored stiff, literally, and flicked on the shitty 5min previews on the blue channels to bang out a quick one. Was just reaching my climax when the front garden light came on, meaning only one thing the parents were home. Decision time play safe and stop or try to finish up without being caught? On the edge of cumming i decided to carry on and sped up to try and finish, just as I heard the key in the lock of the front door i exploded covering my crotch and right hand in cum. Then quickly pulled my pants on, switched the channels and i am quite ashamed to admit wiped my hand down the back of the sofa just before they entered the room. I then had to sit there with my wet sticky crotch for a good half hour before they went to bed and i could clean up, but thankfully i dont think they noticed!

The one time i did get caught was a great experiance . Had been to a house party of a female friend who i had been flirting with and getting good vibs from. The party was pretty crap and wound up quite early with most people heading off home with about 6 or 7 of us sleeping there. With all the beds and sofas taken i grabbed a quilt and headed to the next best thing, the bath of course. The bath was freezing so instead of sleeping under the quilt i slept ontop of it. Anywho as usual when drunk i woke up stupidly early (about 5am) and decided to have a wank to get me back off to sleep again, was just starting up with a semi when the door opens and my flirty friend rushed in. Half drunk and with no where to hide i continued to stroke away and just looked up at her. Our eyes locked and i was so close to shooting my load instantly that it would have surely broken any record for the quickest ejaculation ever somehow i held it back and thank god i did, else i wouldnt have recieved the excellant blowjob that she gave and wouldnt have her as a g/f now.

 

i got caught one time in my room. It was late at night, i was a porno clip by Gianna Michaels; believe me-she's a fuckin' godess. she's great all-around. My mom just busted into my room w/out knocking and caught me redhanded. it was so damn embarassing and rude. from then on, i never did it when she was home.

 

What is the most sensitive part of your body when your wanking? Your ears

 

Ooh, i wasn't ever really caught lying nude on the bed wanking, but sometimes it was really obvious what i was doing even though my parents didn't catch me wanking.

When I was 11 or someting, I was new to the whole masterbation stuff and I was lying on my bed with the pants open stroking my cock.

Suddenly, my mom came into my room (she is never knocking on the door! ) but I managed to pull my pants up and sit onto my bed.

My pants were still open as I just pulled them up.
Mom: "You're not havin sex with yourself, haven't you?"
Me: "What do you mean? My zipper went broken and I'm about to repair it."

Omg, I know she didn't believe me as she's quite prude and I can't imagine she masturbated when she was young.


Another time it was in the eveing when I was 13 or something:
My lights were turned off and I was at action in bed . Suddenly the door was opened and my mom stood in the doorway. As it was dark (outside the door, there was light!) she couldn't see what I was doing. This gave me the chance to secretly pull the blanket over my dick. She didn't notice anything and just said I should sleep.

 

Iv always wanked very often ever since i descovered masterbation.. Ive been cought a few times.. I used to have a beanbag i had a cut in the inner lining.. I used to love putting my cock into the cut and fucking the beans.. It felt soo good with the little plastic balls working my foreskin up and down.. One day after school, when i thought no1 was home i was in the sitting room fucking the beanbag when my mom walked in.. I tried to convince her i was just lying der watching tv but she just walked off.. She never mentioned it again.. Another time my mom cought me Some years ago i was home early from school.. I thought my mom would not be home for another half hour so i went snooping in her drawer.. I found some sexy black silk + lace lingere.. I was whacking of with a silk panties when my mom appeared at the window!! Mucho embarressed!! Needless to say i ivoided her for the following week..

 

Unfortunately, yes. I've always been daring, wanking with my parent's right outside with nothing but a WINDOW and a see-throughable curtain between us! But that's where the computer(and hence, the porn) was at!

But about being caught, It was a couple years ago or so, and I was bored with 'normal' sex, so I went about experimenting. This 'experiment' just happened to involve PUBLIC places! My neighbor was in her yard playing with her dogs when the frisbeee flew over the fence.

I didn't see it, and she just came over to get it and I didn't even notice! So much for sensitive ears! I had my eye's closed to for the few minutes she was there, so I'm sure she was the only one to ever catch me. I wouldn't have known if she hadn't knocked on the door about 5 minutes after I went in!

She just suggested that next time, I try to get caught by someone who had more time to take me up on the offer! My face was so red, I thought it'd burst! Ever since, she's told all her girlfriends(you read that right, *sigh* she was a good looking girl too!) to be careful about my yard! I've never lived it down, since she brings it up at EVERY oppurtunity, though I've gotten a few offers! Haha, I'm too embarassed to take em up on the offer though.

 

Great response - especially in the shock of the moment!