I hope he tries, his mom beat the shit outta him in "Self defence" then he go to jail. There he becomes known as the "mom raper" then some frickishly large man named Tyrone rape his ass every day.. And also the night abuse. I think you should get help. Seriously..

 

I don't know if this will help you any but when I was a kid on the farm we still had to wash clothes by hand in a wash tub and scrubbing board.


Now my mother was a big woman and because we were poor, she couldn't afford panties in her size. So she seldom wore any except when we went to town.


A couple of my friends came over to ride our mule. He was a better animal to ride than most of the horses. So many of my mates would come by to take a ride.


This particular day was wash day and my mother was in the back yard washing clothes. We were riding the mule past the yard when a gust of wind came along and blew my mother's dress up over her back.


“Hey! Do you think she would mind if we went over there and gave her a go?” Said Gus “Naw” I said “She gets fucked by all of the hands on wash day. That's the way she gets her egg money.”


So we all climbed off of the mule and went over and took out turn with my mother. Then Gus asked her “How much do we owe you?” “I can't charge my son so he rides free. That last boy with the little dick rides for a dollar. You almost was good enough to make me cum so you owe me fifty cents. You tell that big feller in the fur coat that Washday is every Tuesday.

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NOW IF YOU BELIEVE THIS ONE. I HAVE A BRIDGE THAT I AM DIEING TO SELL YOU.

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well i never like rape. I like to fantasize about getting raped with out physical punishment but there are weirdos.

the first topic I'd address is rape is taking away someone's freedom so no rape is not a normal thing and while i agree with the law it is bad, there is nothing wrong with sleeping with some one under age as long as they want it and as long as it's discreet in society. But yes rape is bad if the opposite person does not want it then you are bad.

I don't see rape as in moral it's just that taking someone's freedom is not fair.

Now addressing the mom topic. Yea just get drunk one day and tell her you want to fuck her. If she gets gross out just pretend when your sober that you don't remember asking her. And if you do fuck her well good job but keep it discreet from society or the law will bust you.

well good luck and be careful and safe.

PS: i hate and don't like morals as it promotes Christianity and I'm neutral towards religions.

 

any one here now how to destroy this post? and just so know i am a therapist and one of my patients has this fantasy on telling his mom he wants to fuck her or rape her and i wanted to get some thouts from porn people. and for that thing about the celebrity fuck thing I share this account with my brother!

 

Right..
haha

 

Don't be ridiculous. Sheesh.

 

wow...i lol'd so much... clearly not a therapist...you can barely speak english and your grammar is terrible....and if you are a therapist...god help yout patients...
i smell a lot of bull shit from that post

 

Holy longcock ... I think you smell dick from the look of that avatar!

 

Ok first of all if what you are now saying is true you could have saved yourself a lot of grief by saying this in the first place

Second tell your brother to get his own account because shared accounts almost always get fucked up

Assuming this is true

 

Got all bases covered I see. Thanks for the clearification. We truly believe you and in you as well.

 

Yea "DON"T"

 

Can you say busted

 

I've got a problem

Well the first thing i'D DO i s learn to spell, the words I bracketed in the quote, are mispelled. NOW is at the present Time, and thouts is NOT a word at all. Know is to have knowledge of things, "Thoughts" are what one has in their mind about those things.

Your english was not a strong point in therapist school was it?

 

I would like to take a nice, sharp pointer, and stick you with it.

 

Polk him in his eye.

 

Messy messy messy!

To the OP, Freud would have quite a few things to talk about with you. I can only imagine.

My opinion:
It's your mom, for fuck sakes. Treat her with respect (i.e. raping is a bad idea) and love her as others do, without sex!

 

yeah nobody told me how to delete posts yet?

 

you cant.
only mods can

haha,i too would be embarrassed about a post like this.

 

i'm hoping that the post involving rape was some sort of joke.....
if you can entertain the thought, then you shouldnt entertain any woman,let alone your mother.
This life is full of things we wish to do, but can never do for one reason or another and i think you just need to resign yourself to the fact that its very unlikely that she will want that type of relationship from you.

(and i think your back tracking about asking about a patient is rubbish.....its not at all in keeping with the profession your suposidly in)

 

I am a retired Clinical Psychologist and if you are a Therapist as you say you are then you would be taking the time to help your patient.


I had several clients (I don't like the word patient. Patients are sick, clients are not) during my practice that had incestuous fantasies and I was able to help most of them. I was raised in a family that practiced Incest so I knew something about what I was talking about.


Personally I have no qualms about making it with any member of my family. Male or Female.

Aside from this bullshit statement I posted the other day, if a person really wants to make it with their Mom I suggest trying being honest with her and tell her how you feel. Her reaction will tell you volumes. If she freaks out then you know that you have as much chance as a snowball in hell.


Some one might suggest you get her so drunk that she passes out and just fuck her. That is rape and could land you in the hoosecow.


Not knowing anyone's mother's personally I can not tell what will work and what will not.