Go to fucking bed!!

 

bed! all i've got is a hole in the ground.

 

Been masturbating to porn since I was 10 years old I think, currently 17.

 

HOLE INT' GROUND.............LUXURY.!!.........
....there were 15 of us living int' septic tank, and Dad used to come home every night and beat us to sleep wit' broken bottle........

..........aye, we 'ad it 'ard!!!

 

............and try telling that to the young people of today....
..........they won't believe you!!

 

Dad!!! lucky bastard we woz orphaned and only had a string of uncles to beat us.

 

Well..........when I say 'Dad' 'e wunt reely ouer Dad, 'e were just some 'air lipped 'unch-backed cycle-path that me moom took up with and she used to pay 'im to penetrate each and every one of our little orifices with his throbbing uncircumcised member to satisfy his insane loost and keep 'im offa 'er.

and we thought we wuz lucky kids compared to the family in the concrete roller next dooer!!

 

The family in the concrete roller! That were us, or at least, it were us until we got evicted and the posh kids from 'alifax moved in. We 'ad to go an' live in the sewer. But we were lucky, and we knew it!

 

......livin' int' sewer...LUXURY.....we used to dreeam of livin' int' sewer!

Nice and warm wi' all them rats to eat, free condoms and sanitary napkins......not to mention all the wet, warm toilet paper you could roll int' ball and use as a pillow........eeee, we ne'er 'ad it so good!

 

Wow, this thread is funny now.

 

Let me guess, y'all had to walk uphill both ways in the snow carrying 8 siblings just to get your porn?

 

You guys totally derailed this thread.

It's part of what's wrong with XNXX these days. Come on.


Yes, I looked at porn. Lots.

 

Absolutely guilty as charged.......please accept my profuse apologies if our British banter has spoiled your enjoyment of this thread!

You will notice, however, that other people seemed to enjoy it, including Fels, who posted the thread and was getting into the spirit of the humor...........of course, I now feel very disinclined to respond as your post has achieved its purpose and effectively squashed the 'fun'.

Many threads get 'derailed' and it quite often takes them to more interesting or mundane places, that is the nature of the beast.....but I don't see that as a 'part of what's wrong' with this forum.

I see that as a part of what's good about it!

 

I'll drink to that, Chunky!

 

When I was about nine or ten I saw a porn flick. It was on a reel to reel movie projector. They don't make movies like that anymore:-D .

 

It's just that I was sort of interested to find out if anybody didn't view any porn when they were underage. I'm pretty sure everybody on here did, and I doubt a ton of folks who didn't would be on here in the first place. I was hoping deep inside that somebody would prove me wrong, and an interesting conversation would ensue.

Instead, the thread got derailed. It was annoying.

I think long two-person conversations belong (a) on an instant-messanger, (b) in the form of private messages, or (c) in the general forum where the topics are less specific and informational. The forum description does, in fact, state this: "This forum is to discuss sex seriously. Ask for tips and advice here."

So, I dunno. Whatever, dude.

 

Okay, Caffiene, for the record, I didn't look at much porn while I was a minor, because it was pre-internet and my parents didn't keep any around the house. I got a few fleeting glimpses from boys I knew (and a few girls), but that's pretty much it. Mostly Playboys and Penthouses and Hustlers, and a few 80's-vintage porn films on VHS.

 

Now that you mention it...

Pre-internet, I didn't have much porn, either. I had to bargain it from friends. But we looked at as much as we could possibly get our hands on.

 

I started looking at porn when I was about 12.

 

started looking at porn sence i was a 13 year old....time flys when your watching people, bang !!


get it bang !!!


maybe it's not as funny as it was suppose to be...