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  1. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Sat Really Sun Am

    got up at 2:00PM on xnxx till midnight. Then went out to Suncoast and danced tll 2. Then ate Chinese, visited the gift shop, again ran into the girl that picked me up to dance and talk.
    she claimed she remembered me from 1991 at the peppermill where she used to work I dont remember her as a waitress but she insisted. more hugs and cheek (mine) kisses than ive had in a long time. she will be here thru thurs so I may see her again.
     
  2. chris

    chris Porn Star

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    Go for it! For a woman to remember you after 16 years has got to be promising! Especially then to kiss you.

    :) :) :)
     
  3. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    I think she was here with her former boss and maybe her lover, but he was pretty loaded himself. Anyway I certainly enjoyed the hugs and kisses. And I may see her again for the next 3 or 4 nights. And here I am again up at 4PM and still on xnxx at 6:30 instead of doing what I felt I needed to do. But since it is so late, I had just as well stay on here since it will be dark soon anyway.
     
  4. chris

    chris Porn Star

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    So late!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek:

    It is 3.30AM here.
     
  5. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Yep, well I am going off to return to the Suncoast dance floor. To see what adventures await me there. I am going to wear my wig that makes them think I'm a girl again tonite.
    No skirt though. I haven't become a crossdresser yet.:cool:
     
  6. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Back after 3 hrs dancing and an hour for dinner. Great time. Music and band excellent.
    Poetry in Motion was there, has been every night. She seems inexhaustible in energy, but she did actually sit out a few tonight. It almost looked like we were taking turns on the floor. Several times it was just us and once it was just me. I really liked it when they did Margaritaville, I know all the words so I sang as I danced.
     
  7. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    A new possibility. A woman in the school office that I've admired for years (try 10) is now divorced, her 10yr old son told me, he is one of my favorite students. We discussed me dating his mom, and whether he would like me for a stepdad.

    In a short while back to the dance floor. Went over to ex's new apt today and hooked up her computer for her.
     
  8. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Whoopee, Yippi Yi Yo Ki Yay......Dark night Mondays at the Suncoast. So I played 11PM bingo, one no. away again, typical. THEN I went bowling, 2 games 154, 159, surprised myself since I haven't bowled in about a year, and maybe 2 or 3 before that. Used to bowl leagues in the 1970's.

    After some nice conversation on xnxx with lor and sully must go to bed it now being 4:30AM.
     
  9. zyzy

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    Stopped by and you aren't home. Surprising to me you are usually still sleeping at this time.
     
  10. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Attn: Voyeur

    How could flowers make you gay? I wear a women's nightgown and that doesn't make me gay. Gay is if you are physically attracted to guys, not what you wear or how you act or how you look.

    Men have as much right to have nice looking stuff as women, its just that the women have put us down about it and we let them.

    You said you looked for the Canada info on this thread, you must not have looked very hard. To repeat:

    CANADA IS A COUNTRY IN NORTH AMERICA YOU KNOW BETWEEN ASIA AND EUROPE WITH AN OCEAN ON BOTH SIDES: IT IS AT THE TOP OF THE CONTINENT, NORTH BEING UP, ITS SOUTH BORDER IS WITH THE UNITED STATES. HOPE THAT CLEARS IT UP FOR YOU AFTER ALL OUR FUN AND GAMES WITH YOU OVER WHERE IS CANADA. NO EVIL INTENT, JUST PUTTING YOU ON.
     
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  11. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    This is post #4992. the 5000 sure crept up on me, seems like 48xx the other day.
    Such is life. Several things today that pissed me off. Not worth posting though.

    At 9 or 10 going to the Suncoast to dance and then eat dinner or bkfst later.
     
  12. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Nite Of April 10 Tues

    Went to Suncoast at 10PM. Danced until 1:30AM. Had a dance partner named Debbie from Michigan for the last hour, and most of the time we had the dance floor to ourselves.
    Her two friends were there, but one of them wanted the band to play something they or me never heard of and she couldn't give them the tune, so struck out. I had a ball with Debbie. She said she loved my hair.

    Then went to the coffee shop and had a hamburger and fries. After to WalMart to get the Taxcut program to do my sister's taxes which I finished at about 4:30. Coudn't make it print from the computer I did it on, copied it to the computer that connects to the printer and it printed. But had to restart the computers and router to be able to copy it, the whole LAN wasn't connecting, and windows had changed the settings again like it does every few days, when it does you cant go on line or on the LAN.

    May see them tomorrow, and this is the first time I had actually talked to the band leader. Told him I was a musician and also had not heard of the song. Well now he knows I am not a girl.
     
  13. tallbear

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    It's amazing the skill these surgeons have. There's not even as much as a scar where his todger used to be.
     
  14. chris

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    Had a day off from the forum yesterday as I had a snooker match and by the time I got home was absolutely knackered.

    Back to work today.

    A lovely Indian girl called Priteen came in and was chatting to me about the weekend. Very unusual for a girl to start doing that to me (although another lady also did the same later on).

    Somehow the subject got on to romance (she is still a Miss at 29), and I was telling her about the reaction some of my poetry got when I showed it to women I know. As in; they didn't know that men nowadays could write like that. She screwed her nose up and said that she wouldn't really like it. My response was that I only normally write one poem a week if it is about a specific lady, but there was other stuff that I did. I got a "Hmm, I'll think about it" look.

    I don't know how I resisted going after her to show her some of the stuff we had on the shelves, but then remembered someone telling me that it was better if I made something of my own up.

    When she came back to the counter with her books, she asked me about my poems, and what I would put in a poem about her. (Deep blush from me)

    The first thing I said was that it would only take me between a half and one hour to write maybe eight verses, and that I would concentrate first on her eyes, then the pretty features on her face, those full lips, her pert nose, those dimples, how her shoulder-length black silky hair highlights her looks. I would do this by matching each feature to a part of her bubbly and cheeky, yet shy, personality.

    At this point, she blushed and said goodbye, and to have a nice day.

    I'll see her again in that library because I do a lot of work there, though I will only write a poem if she asks, because I have got into trouble before for showing my poetry to people while I am working.

    Mind you, we could always arrange to meet over a couple of lunchtimes or one night, and I could write it then!? And the more I got to know about her the better the poem.

    This is how I finished off a night-time conversation last year:

    Goodnight sweetheart, it's time to put your head down and relax.

    On a buzz from tonight,
    Emotions a-whirl,
    My gentle relaxing massage,
    Cool hands on your soul,
    Fingertips grazing your forehead,
    Slightly parting your lovely hair for a kiss,
    My lips soothing out the events of this wonderful day,
    Moving slowly down to your own gorgeous wide lips now gently pursed for my touch,
    Our tongues just carefully touching (no further) as we whisper our sweet song of adieu:

    Goodnight my Dear, I Love You

    :rose: :rose: :rose:
     
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  15. Voyeur1980

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    man i thought you were bald :eek:

    me to. hey bro thats soooooo kewell that we have somthing in comon. what do you play. Im a blast on the kazzoo. music runs in my famly as my grandad used to play the spoons
     
  16. zyzy

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    How great for you Imagination. A real live girl you can actually touch, believe me she should be impressed by your poetry.
     
  17. iiamksand14

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    this thread is at times boring and at times funny and at times sweet...but not sexy! lol
    well this makes 10 for me...
    I am not sure what that will do for me but it seems like a magic number.
     
  18. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Welcome iiamksand14

    Let me guess your name is Cassandra, or with a K, or unusually spelled Ksandra. Hope you aren't 14 yrs old.

    Another great dancing night. Had muscle cramps in my legs this am, and a little soreness in various places this am, but by evening it seemed to be gone. That is after 6 nights of mad, frenzied dancing. I was tired tonight, as I only had 5hrs sleep last night, but the band was playing slower music tonight, so it wasn't as strenuous. And BY GOSH there is a woman member IN Las Vegas. PM to her asking if she was interested in going dancing with me, hope springs eternal.....she signed in on my LV Henderson thread.

    Voyeur, my hair is so beautiful that I am frequently taken for a woman just due to my hair.When I had bfst after dancing, the waitress never did catch on that I am a man.Since it amuses me, I don't correct them. And lets see if you are good enough to find the very few pics on here of my face and red hair, or is it blonde? Damn I don't remember. I'll have to go look in the mirror.
     
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  19. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Too late to edit phone rang

    Voyeur, I play 23 different instruments, all keyboard, drums,guitar, all brass, all wind instruments. I teach all of them. I played professionally. I published 6 songs I wrote, and several poems, and have published numerous articles and my professional writiing is a stack 10ft high or more covering 45 years. I no longer have them. In 1996 I dumped all of my business files filling 3 4 drawer filing cabinets. And I am so glad that you are a professional kazoo player. Since you don't want roses (OMG someone would think you were GAY) heres 50 onions, but they don't give us pictures.
     
  20. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    iiamksand14

    OK now I understand what you said from another post. You are Kimisu,18 and you share your body with ks who is 14, which means that when you were 4 she started cohabiting your body with you. You should be the best of friends by now. If I was having sex with your body, how would I know which one was with me, or would you both be with me, and if so, would I be at risk of being arrested for having sex with a minor? Or is it only the bodies age that counts? Sounds like it should be that way. So I could legally have sex with a 14 year old without having to go to Japan, great!!!!!!(Never happen of course:mad: )