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    Personal info as kik, email, skype etc. is not allowed ("email is....."; “kik is same as my username”) on our forum. Please use Private Messages for it.

    Personal ads with pictures or videos post in Personal and not in Pic & Movie Post.


    Thank you,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  3. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Very good, Amy!
     
  2. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Thanks, Mr. Bee!
     
  3. Cockateer

    Cockateer Connoisseur of Women

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    Usually I don't take part in all those games, but today I'm bored and dissatisfied, and this game is quite creative, so I'll give it a try.

    #1
    "Damn, I should have known that using too many poppers makes my privates shrivel..." ​


    #2
    The blonde: "Look at that young upstart: It's not just that he can't sing, he can't even get wood. Extremely disappointing!"​
    The brunette: "And I was so looking forward to have a shag with Justin Bieber..."​
    Voiceover: "Weird, that's exactly what Selena said when she dumped me."​


    #3
    "Oh my God, it's Ron Jeremy, and he brought along his special tool!"​
     
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  4. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Good ones, Cockateer!

    (I'm sorry you are bored and dissatisfied. I hope things pick up!)
     
  5. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    ANSWERS IN ABOUT 3 HOURS
     
  6. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    WHAT IS GOING ON (OUTSIDE THE PICS)???

    ANSWERS TO GAME #333:


    "I love coming to this bar! All these guys sit ogling her tits, and I get to watch their big, sexy cocks grow in their pants!"
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  7. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "My Mom says we can't jump on the bed OR have boys over. Can you think of ANYTHING else we could do in bed?"
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  8. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Sam, you were right! This house IS haunted! I just felt something move under my hand!"
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  9. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    1.25, Scott!
     
  10. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Another 1.25, Miss Jamie!
     
  11. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Yet ANOTHER 1.25, Cypher!
     
  12. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    1.5, Amy!
     
  13. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    1.0, Mr. Bee!
     
  14. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Andy, the best I can do is a .5! Keep trying!
     
  15. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    1.75, Cockateer! And the winner of the day!
     
  16. Cockateer

    Cockateer Connoisseur of Women

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    Thanks for cheering me up, mate. As for me being bored, yes, that's better. But I still have to work on my dissatisfaction. :|

    Oops, what a nice surprise, I didn't expect that, thank you! And I must say this is an interesting and funny game. Think I'll be game again when you start round #334.
     
  17. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    yay :kiss:
     
  18. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Hi, Darlin'
     
  19. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    :eek: are you stalking me? :lol:

    wow, just saw your posts now thats something :kiss: congratulations hon :kiss:
     
  20. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    My big post is something? I thought you knew that already!