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    Personal info as kik, email, skype etc. is not allowed ("email is....."; “kik is same as my username”) on our forum. Please use Private Messages for it.

    Personal ads with pictures or videos post in Personal and not in Pic & Movie Post.


    Thank you,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  3. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Ruby loved to paraphrase Shakespeare...."...to plunge or not to plunge, that is the question....whether it is nobler to put in only 3 inches and work the 'g' or go for all 9 and slam the cervix....."
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Poor Cindy had totally misheard when her girlfriend dared her to smuggle something into the Disney Resort----so Cindy smuggled in some thong...
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  3. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I think I'll go with 1.75, Mr. Bee! Good!
     
  4. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    1.5, Cypher!
     
  5. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    That's a 1.0, Andy! Pretty good!
     
  6. bumble bee

    bumble bee Porno Junky

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    Thanks.... :excited:
     
  7. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I'll give you a 1.0, Scott!
     
  8. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    2.0, Jamie!
     
  9. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    How about a 1.5, Cockateer?
     
  10. Jamie90

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    bump? :)
     
  11. Cockateer

    Cockateer Connoisseur of Women

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    Congratulations!

    Third place this time, that's alright.

    I feel honoured, thank you!
     
  12. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Very busy, Miss Jamie.

    Probably a new one on Friday.....
     
  13. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    A NEW GAME WILL BEGIN IN ABOUT 2 HOURS...
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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  15. bumble bee

    bumble bee Porno Junky

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    1 - Oh yes, a deep tissue massage up there is a great thing (riding a cock)

    2 - What? the invitation said to wear your best Birthday suit.... (Nude in public)

    3 - holy crap.... now i know why they call you the anaconda (Shocked at size)
     
  16. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Very good guesses, Bumble Bee!
     
  17. scott_likes

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    1 - being fucked with a dildo

    2 - watching someone having sex?

    3 - getting a cock up the ass
     
  18. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Thanks, Scott!
     
  19. Cockateer

    Cockateer Connoisseur of Women

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    Here's my input:

    #1
    "Nobody told me how wonderful the headmaster's punishments feel, otherwise I would have misbehaved much earlier... Oh my God, my cervix is opening!"​

    #2
    The banker: "I'm sorry, Miss Vixxxen, but since the Lehman Bros. meltdown and the stonewalling of the Tea Party your assets got eroded."
    The babe: "Err, what?! Does that mean the fortune I made by fucking hundreds of men in front of a camera is lost?"
    The banker: "Afraid so..."
    The babe: "Well, that means I have to start all over again. - How about you? Come on, lock the door and take off your business suit, let's do it right here in your office. 500 bucks for 2 hours? No holes barred, and you can cum as often as you can!"​

    #3
    "Mum, you never told me what a strap-on is used for - now I know it!"​
     
  20. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Wonderful answers, Cockateer!