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    Personal info as kik, email, skype etc. is not allowed ("email is....."; “kik is same as my username”) on our forum. Please use Private Messages for it.

    Personal ads with pictures or videos post in Personal and not in Pic & Movie Post.


    Thank you,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  3. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Spread your legs, and just watch it disappear!
     
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  2. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    ha ha what an awesome trick ;)
     
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  3. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    ANSWERS TO THE 3rd ANNIVERSARY GAME, #336:

    Anita had heard of the 'Australian Crawl', but now she was experiencing the 'New Zealand Crawl'....

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  4. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Bob understood that his 3-inch pecker didn't satisfy his wife, so he understood when he arrived home from work and saw her drooling over a 9-inch dildo. In fact, he was just relieved the dildo wasn't....black.....
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  5. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    With the bumper crop of squash from their vegetable garden, Harriet had made sauteed squash, roasted squash, fried squash, baked squash, squash salad, squash pudding and even squash ice cream. Her husband, Louis left for work that morning, pleading with her: "Harriet, will you PLEASE find something else to do with that squash!"
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  6. 69magpie

    69magpie Mischievous Magpie

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    I hate to nit-pick but you were right the first time...that's actually the aussie flag.
     
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  7. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    She just wore that on the plane going from Australia to New Zealand...:rolleyes:
     
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  8. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    That's a 'Happy Birthday' 2.0, e!
     
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  9. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    2.0, Jamie!
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    1.5, Bumble Bee!
     
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  11. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    .75, Scott
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    1.75, Andy!
     
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  13. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I'll go with 1.5, Cockateer!
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    .5 for effort, Painted
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    1.5, Magpie
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I'm giving you a 2.0, Kylie....
     
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  17. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I should have the 3rd Anniversary more often! That is only the second time we've had as many as 9 guessers in the game!

    Cool!

    Thanks for playing, everyone!
     
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  18. Cockateer

    Cockateer Connoisseur of Women

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    Fuck! ... at least that's 1.25 more than what I assumed. :|

    Congratulations to the winners, especially to our birthday girl Ejls :)rose::kiss:) and to Jamie!
     
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  19. Cockateer

    Cockateer Connoisseur of Women

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    It's a shame, because this is a creative game. I hardly ever play games on XN, especially bullshit such as "Let's all count down to..."

    I for one will carry on playing, no matter if I win or not.
     
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  20. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I award points on both CORRECTNESS and CLEVERNESS. It's supposed to be FUN, not a sweat-it-out test, so if you've got entertaining and funny answers, you are cool!

    Answers like:

    1) She's getting fucked
    2) It's a blowjob
    3) DP

    Might be correct, and if they all are, the guesser will get a 3.0; but funny answers like yours deserve recognition, too!
     
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