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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    ANSWER TIME!!!

    Carmen should learn to douche more often. Especially after she misplaced those zucchini seeds last spring....
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "I could have SWORN that Ump would put us in the "GIRLS WITH BALLS" thread, but I guess we're stuck here, aren't we, Sparky?"
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  3. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Oh, yes......oh, yes......I feel it.....I'm getting wings....."
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  4. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    .75, Kylie!
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    1.0, Scott!
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    .75, Mr. Bee
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I almost hate to do this, but, 1.25, Ruby
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    This was, indeed, a difficult round.

    .75, Cockateer!
     
  9. ruby18

    ruby18 Porn Surfer

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    When will be next game
     
  10. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Probably tomorrow.

    I usually post 2 games per week.
     
  11. Cockateer

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    That's good news.

    Ah well, I still enjoyed doing it. And my ideas are much more creative than those of the winner. Usually I don't try to figure out if a woman's using a toy or whatever, I'm more interested in funny ideas. #1 and #3 were easy for me, #2 was difficult.


    By the way: Congratulations, Ruby18!
    Umpire, why don't you sell her a subscription to this game? ;)
     
  12. umpire2

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    Next time her answers may be more elaborate, but, lean or no, she was closest.

    I didn't think this set would be so tough, but I'll have a new game up tomorrow, probably.

    I have to get ready to go make some money now!:excited:
     
  13. Cockateer

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    Probably, even though I'm not sure whether her first language is English.

    I'm looking forward to the next round.

    Making money? Godspeed!
     
  14. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Yeah! I'm raking in the dough! I might even have enough to pay the mortgage this month!:excited:
     
  15. ruby18

    ruby18 Porn Surfer

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    yup, my first language is not english... looking forward to the next game
     
  16. Cockateer

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    And we're all looking forward to your next contribution. :)
     
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    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    :excited:
     
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    OK, GANG!

    NEW GAME IN ABOUT 15 MINUTES!!!
     
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